English literature -- Early modern, 1500-1700; English wit and humor; Great Britain -- Civilization -- 17th century -- Literary collections
Thomas against the Women doth contend,
But John most stoutly doth their cause defend;
Young and old read these lines that ensue,
You'l all confess that what I write is true,
I know no reason but that without dispute
This may as well be printed as sung to a Lute.
To a gallant delightful new Tune, well known among Musitioners, and in
Play-houses: Called _Women and Wine_.
_Thomas_
Some Women are like to the Wine, [71.]
like the Sea, and like the Rocks,
But they that proves them soon may find 'em
like the Wine and Weathercocks.
_But if you'l believe me_,
_i'le tell you true_
_What light Women are likeunto_,
_Wine, Women and Wine_,
_thus you may compare them too_.
_John_
Women most Constant Men doth find,
not like the Sea, but like the Rocks,
They are evermore loving and kind,
not like the Wine and Weather Cocks
_But if &c_
_Thomas_
Women have hooks, and women have crooks,
so hath the Wine, so hath the Wine,
Which draws great Lawyers from their books
more than the Wine, more than the Wine.
_But if &c_
_John_
Women have beauty and fair looks,
So hath the Wine, so hath the Wine,
Far surpassing the Lawyers books
more than the Wine, more than the Wine.
_But if you'l believe me_
_i'le tell you true_
_What good Women are like unto_,
_Wine, Wine, Women and Wine_,
_thus may you compare them too_.
[Illustration]
_Thomas_
Women are Witches when they may
so is the Wine, so is the Wine,
Which causeth men from their Wives to stray,
so will the Wine, so will the Wine.
_But if you'l believe me_
_i'le tell you true_
_What light Women are like unto_.
_Wine, Wine, Women and Wine_,
_thus may you compare them too_.
_John_
Women are witty when they may,
so is not Wine, so is not Wine,
And causeth Men at home to stay,
so doth not Wine, so doth not Wine.
_But if &c_
_Thomas_
Women have arms for to imbrace,
more than the Wine, more than the Wine,
Which brings brave Gallants to disgrace,
so doth the Wine, so doth the Wine.
_But if &c_
_John_
Women most sweetly do imbrace
more than the Wine, more than the Wine,
And save their Husbands from disgrace,
so doth not Wine, so doth not Wine.
_But if &c_
_Thomas_
Women's tongues are like sharp swords,
so is the Wine, so is the Wine,
Which urgeth men to swear damn'd Oaths,
so doth the Wine, so doth the Wine.
_But if &c_
_John_
Women's tongues do speak sweet Words,
so doth not Wine, so doth not Wine;
They can persuade from damned Oaths,
so will not Wine, so will not Wine.
_But if &c_
_Thomas_
Women they do use to change,
so doth the Wine, so doth the Wine,
And often times abroad will range
when Sun doth shine, when Sun doth shine.
_But if &c_
_John_
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