English literature -- Early modern, 1500-1700; English wit and humor; Great Britain -- Civilization -- 17th century -- Literary collections
_George_ being left alone with his two supposed men, gave them
the meane how to escape, and, walking in the Court, _George_ found
fault with the weather, saying it was rawish, and cold: which words
mine Hostis hearing, my kinde Hostis fetched her Husbands holiday
Gowne; which _George_ thankfully put about him, and withall called
for a cup of Sacke, after which he would walke into the Meddowes, and
practise upon his Lute. 'Tis good for your worship to do so, quoth
mine Hostis: which walk _George_ took directly to Sion,[F. 167] where,
having the advantage of a paire of Oares at hand, made this Journey
to London, his two Associates behind, had the plot in their heads by
_Georges_ instruction for their escape: for they knew he was gone;
my Hostis, she was in the Market buying of provision for Supper: mine
Hoste he was at Tables,[F. 168] and my two masterlesse men desired the
maids to excuse them if their Master came, for, quoth they, we will
goe drinke two pots with my Smug Smithes wife at old Brainford. I
warrant you, quoth the Maides. So away went my men to the Smith's at
old Brainford; from thence to London, where they all met, and sold the
Horse and the Mare, the Gowne and the Lute, which money was as badly
spent, as it was lewdly got. How my Hoste and my Hostis lookt when
they saw the event of this; goe but to the three Pigeons at Brainford,
you shall know.
[Footnote 164: Now termed coal merchants.]
[Footnote 165: This sign, which exists at Brentford now, was
that of a famous house at that time. It is noticed in the old
comedy of "The Roaring Girl, or the Catchpole," thus--
"Thou art admirably suited for the Three Pigeons
At Brentford; I swear I know thee not."
And Ben Jonson in his "Alchemist" makes _Subtle_ say to _Doll
Common_, "We will turn our course to Brainford, westward, if
thou saist the word.... My fine flitter-mouse[F. 165a] my bird
o' the night, wee'll tickle it at the _pigeons_." It has been
suggested, with some show of probability, that this sign took
its origin from the three doves which Noah sent out from the
ark.]
[Footnote 165a: A bat.]
[Footnote 166: See footnote, p. 125. (Footnote 77)]
[Footnote 167: Sion House, now the seat of the Duke of
Northumberland, is opposite the western end of Kew Gardens.]
[Footnote 168: Backgammon, or any other games played on the
same board.]
[94.] Two being in a Tavern, the one swore the other should pledge
him: why then, quoth the other, I will; who went presently down the
stairs, and left him as a pledge for the Reckoning.
[91.] First my mother brought me forth, when shortly after, I, the
Daughter, bring forth my mother againe.
_Resolution._ Of water is first made ice, which afterwards melts,
and brings forth water againe, and so the daughter brings forth the
mother, as the mother first the daughter.
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