English literature -- Early modern, 1500-1700; English wit and humor; Great Britain -- Civilization -- 17th century -- Literary collections
Some say Metheglin[F. 174] beares the name,
with Perry and sweet Sider,
'Twill bring the body out of frame,
and reach the belly wider:
Which to prevent I am content
with Ale that's good and nappie,
And when thereof I have enough,
I thinke myselfe most happy.
_I cannot go home &c_
All sorts of men when they do meet,
both trade and occupation,
With curtesie each other greet,
and kinde humiliation:
A good coale fire is their desire,
whereby to sit and parly,
They'le drinke their ale and tell a tale
and go home in the morning early.
_I cannot go home &c_
Your domineering swaggering blades,
and Cavaliers that flashes,
That throw the Jugs against the walls,
and break in peeces glasses.
When Bacchus round cannot be found,
they will in merriment
Drink ale and beere and cast of care,
and sing with one consent.
_I cannot go home &c_
Lawrence Price.
Printed at London.
[Footnote 171: For tune, see Appendix. _The Country Lass_ is
identical with _Stingo_.]
[Footnote 172: Hippocras, a compound of wine, sugar, and spice
mixed and strained through a cloth.]
[Footnote 173: Or raspis--raspberry wine.]
[Footnote 174: A mixture of honey and water, boiled and
fermented.]
[52.] A notable yong Rogue, having plaid some notable knavish pranke,
was for the offence to be whipt, and as hee was ready to be tied to
the Cart, hee said to the Beadle that should whip him; Here is ten
Shillings for thee, I pray thee use mee kindly, and deale not too
cruelly with me: to whom the Beadle promised great curtesie; but being
tied fast to the Cart, hee whipt him very severely. The fellow called
unto him, and bad him remember his promise: What knave (quoth the
Beadle) do'st prate and talke, and knowest not the Law. Afterward
being released he bethought himselfe how he might be revenged on the
Beadle, and seeing him stand in the Market, pickes a pocket, and puts
the purse into the Beadles pocket, and goes to the fellow, from whom
he had stolne the purse, saying, Friend, do you misse nothing? who
presently cryed out, saying He had lost his purse. Yonder Beadle hath
it (quoth hee) and you shall finde it in his pocket, I saw him
take it. The man that had lost his purse goes unto the Beadle, and
apprehended him, for his purse, who utterly denied he had it, neither
knew of any such matter. But being found about him, he was condemned
to die for it. The pick-pocket being imprisoned againe for some small
fault desired he might be hangman that day, and it being granted: When
the Beadle came to be hanged, Sirrah (quoth the pick pocket) do you
remember how you whipt me the other day when I gave you ten shillings?
I. (quoth the Beadle) I pray thee forgive me, I am now ready to dye.
I. sirrah (quoth hee) thank me for it, for I pickt the purse and put
it in your pocket. With that the Beadle began to cry aloud, saying,
Hold, hold. What, knave, (quoth the pick pocket) do'st talke and
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