English literature -- Early modern, 1500-1700; English wit and humor; Great Britain -- Civilization -- 17th century -- Literary collections
Didst not see one go this way with a little fardle of clothes at
his back? Yes, quoth the fellow, he is newly gone into yonder little
Wood. Oh, hold my horse, quoth he, whilst I runne in and finde him
out. I will, quoth the fellow, who presently, as soon as he was gone
into the wood, took up his fardell, leapt on horseback, and away he
went: The Man returning for his horse, his horse was gone; then
going home to his wife, she asked him if he overtook the fellow. I,
sweet heart, quoth he, and I have lent him my best horse to ride on,
for it is a great long way to Paradise. Truly, husband, quoth she,
and I shall love thee the better so long as I live, for making so
much of my old _John_. Which caused much good laughter to all that
heard it.
[Footnote 101: A bundle.]
Tom vow'd to beat his boy against the wall, [5.]
And as he strucke, he forth-with caught a fall:
The boy deriding said, I doe averre,
Y'have done a thing, you cannot stand to, Sir.
[32.] What is that goeth about the wood and cannot get in?
_Solution._ It is the bark of a tree, for never is the bark within the
tree, but alwayes without.
The country-mans lamentation for the death of his _cow_.
A Country Swain, of little wit, one day,
Did kill his Cow, because she went astray:
What's that to I or You, she was his own,
But now the Ass for his Cow doth moan:
Most piteously methink he cries in vain,
For now his Cow's free from hunger and pain:
What ails the fool to make so great a stir,
She cannot come to him, he may to her.
To a pleasant Country Tune, called _Colly my Cow_.
[Illustration]
Little _Tom Dogget_ [66.]
what dost thou mean,
To kill thy poor Colly,
now she's so lean:
_Sing Oh poor Colly_,
_Colly my Cow_,
_For Colly will give me_
_no more milk now_.
Pruh high, pruh hoe,
Pruh high, pruh, hoe,
Pruh, Pruh, pruh, pruh, pruh, pruh, pruh,
Tal lal daw.
I had better have kept her,
till fatter she had been,
For now I confess,
she's a little too lean:
_Sing Oh &c_--
First in comes the Tanner,
with his Sword by his side,
And he bids me five Shillings,
for my Cow's Hide:
_Sing Oh &c_
Then in comes the Tallow Chandler,
whose brains were but shallow,
And he bids me two and Six-pence,
for my Cows Tallow:
_Sing Oh &c_
Then in comes the Huntsman
so early in the Morn,
He bid me a Penny
for my Cow's horn:
_Sing Oh &c_
Then in comes the Tripe-Woman
so fine and so neat,
She bid me three halfpence
for my Cow's feet;
_Sing Oh &c_--
Then in comes the Butcher
that nimble tongu'd Youth
Who said she was Carrion,
but he spoke not the truth:
_Sing Oh &c_
This Cow had a Skin
was as soft as the silk,
And three times a day
my poor Cow would give Milk:
_Sing Oh &c_--
She every year
a fine Calf me did bring,
Which fetcht me a pound,
for it came in the spring:
_Sing Oh &c_
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