Jewish fiction; Jews -- New York (State) -- New York -- Fiction; Lower East Side (New York, N.Y.) -- Fiction; Short stories
“I’ll speak to Abe about the job,” said Hanneh Breineh, as she
pushed a bill into the hand of Mrs. Pelz, who edged out as the servant
entered.
* * * * *
“I’m having fried potato lotkes special for you, Benny,” said
Hanneh Breineh, as the children gathered about the table for the family
dinner given in honor of Benny’s success with his new play. “Do you
remember how you used to lick the fingers from them?”
“Oh, mother!” reproved Fanny. “Anyone hearing you would think we
were still in the pushcart district.”
“Stop your nagging, sis, and let ma alone,” commanded Benny,
patting his mother’s arm affectionately. “I’m home only once a
month. Let her feed me what she pleases. My stomach is bomb-proof.”
“Do I hear that the President is coming to your play?” said Abe,
as he stuffed a napkin over his diamond-studded shirt-front.
“Why shouldn’t he come?” returned Benny. “The critics say
it’s the greatest antidote for the race hatred created by the war. If
you want to know, he is coming to-night; and what’s more, our box is
next to the President’s.”
“Nu, mammeh,” sallied Jake, “did you ever dream in Delancey
Street that we should rub sleeves with the President?”
“I always said that Benny had more head than the rest of you,”
replied the mother.
As the laughter died away, Jake went on:
“Honor you are getting plenty; but how much mezummen does this play
bring you? Can I invest any of it in real estate for you?”
“I’m getting ten per cent royalties of the gross receipts,”
replied the youthful playwright.
“How much is that?” queried Hanneh Breineh.
“Enough to buy up all your fish-markets in Delancey Street,”
laughed Abe in good-natured raillery at his mother.
Her son’s jest cut like a knife-thrust in her heart. She felt
her heart ache with the pain that she was shut out from their
successes. Each added triumph only widened the gulf. And when she tried
to bridge this gulf by asking questions, they only thrust her back upon
herself.
“Your fame has even helped me get my hat trade solid with the Four
Hundred,” put in Fanny. “You bet I let Mrs. Van Suyden know that
our box is next to the President’s. She said she would drop in to
meet you. Of course she let on to me that she hadn’t seen the play
yet, though my designer said she saw her there on the opening night.”
“Oh, Gosh, the toadies!” sneered Benny. “Nothing so sickens you
with success as the way people who once shoved you off the sidewalk
come crawling to you on their stomachs begging you to dine with
them.”
“Say, that leading man of yours he’s some class!” cried
Fanny. “That’s the man I’m looking for. Will you invite him to
supper after the theater?”
The playwright turned to his mother.
“Say, ma,” he said, laughingly, “how would you like a real actor
for a son-in-law?”
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