The door was opened by a one-armed butler who bore all the marks of the
old regular soldier. Dickson produced a card and asked to see his master
on urgent business. Sir Archibald was at home, he was told, and had just
finished breakfast. The two were led into a large bare chamber which had
all the chill and mustiness of a bachelor's drawing-room. The butler
returned, and said Sir Archibald would see him. "I'd better go myself
first and prepare the way, Mem," Dickson whispered and followed the man
across the hall.
He found himself ushered into a fair-sized room where a bright fire was
burning. On a table lay the remains of breakfast, and the odour of food
mingled pleasantly with the scent of peat. The horns and heads of big
game, foxes' masks, the model of a gigantic salmon and several bookcases
adorned the wall, and books and maps were mixed with decanters and
cigar-boxes on the long sideboard. After the wild out of doors the
place seemed the very shrine of comfort. A young man sat in an armchair
by the fire with a leg on a stool; he was smoking a pipe, and reading
the _Field_, and on another stool at his elbow was a pile of new novels.
He was a pleasant brown-faced young man, with remarkably smooth hair and
a roving humorous eye.
"Come in, Mr. McCunn. Very glad to see you. If, as I take it, you're the
grocer, you're a household name in these parts. I get all my supplies
from you, and I've just been makin' inroads on one of your divine hams.
Now, what can I do for you?"
"I'm very proud to hear what you say, Sir Archibald. But I've not come
on business. I've come with the queerest story you ever heard in your
life, and I've come to ask your help."
"Go ahead. A good story is just what I want this vile mornin'."
"I'm not here alone. I've a lady with me."
"God bless my soul! A lady!"
"Ay, a princess. She's in the next room."
The young man looked wildly at him and waved the book he had been
reading.
"Excuse me, Mr. McCunn, but are you quite sober? I beg your pardon. I
see you are. But you know, it isn't done. Princesses don't as a rule
come here after breakfast to pass the time of day. It's more absurd than
this shocker I've been readin'."
"All the same it's a fact. She'll tell you the story herself, and you'll
believe her quick enough. But to prepare your mind I'll just give you a
sketch of the events of the last few days."
Before the sketch was concluded the young man had violently rung the
bell. "Sime," he shouted to the servant, "clear away this mess and lay
the table again. Order more breakfast, all the breakfast you can get.
Open the windows and get the tobacco smoke out of the air. Tidy up the
place for there's a lady comin'. Quick, you juggins!"
He was on his feet now, and, with his arm in Dickson's, was heading for
the door.
"My sainted aunt! And you topped off with pottin' at the factor. I've
seen a few things in my day, but I'm blessed if I ever met a bird like
you!"
CHAPTER XI
GRAVITY OUT OF BED
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