As they were deciphering the rude characters of this pious inscription,
a village priest came down a high flight of steps from the parsonage
near the church, and courteously saluted the strangers. After returning
the salutation, the mad Englishman, without preface, asked him how many
natural children were annually born in the parish. The question seemed
to astonish the good father, but he answered it civilly, as he did
several other questions, which Flemming thought rather indiscreet, to
say the least.
"You will excuse our curiosity," said he to the priest, by way of
apology. "We are strangersfrom distant countries. My friend is an
Englishman and I an American."
Berkley, however, was not so easily silenced. After a few moments'
conversation he broke out into most audacious Latin, in which the only
words clearly intelligible were;
"Plurimum reverende, in Christo religiosissime, ac clarissime Domine,
necnon et amice observandissime! Petrus sic est locutus; 'Nec argentum
mihi, nec aurum est; sed quod habeo, hoc tibi do; surge et ambula.' "
He seemed to be speaking of the fountain. The priest answered meekly,
"Non intellexi, Domine!"
But Berkley continued with great volubility to speak of his being a
stranger in the land, and all men being strangers upon earth, and
hoping to meet the good priest hereafter in the kingdom of Heaven. The
priest seemed confounded, and abashed. Through the mist of a strange
pronunciation he could recognise only here and there afamiliar word. He
took out his snuff-box; and tried to quote a passage from Saint Paul;
"Ut dixit Sanctus Paulus; qui bene facit--"
Here his memory failed him, or, as the French say, he was at the end of
his Latin, and, stretching forth his long forefinger, he concluded in
German;
"Yes;--I don't--so clearly remember--what he did say."
The Englishman helped him through with a moral phrase; and then pulling
off his hat, exclaimed very solemnly;
"Vale, domine doctissime et reverendissime!"
And the Dominie, as if pursued by a demon, made a sudden and
precipitate retreat down a flight of steps into the street.
"There!" said Berkley laughing, "I beat him at his own weapons. What do
you say of my Latin?"
"I say of it," replied Flemming, "what Holophernes said of Sir
Nathaniel's; 'Priscian a little scratched; 't will serve.' I think I
have heardbetter. But what a whim! I thought I should have laughed
aloud."
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