"Ha! ha! Mr. Flemming! Is it you, or your apparition! I told you we
should meet again! though you were for taking an eternal farewell of
your fellow-traveller."
Saying these words, the stout gentleman rose and shook Flemming
heartily by the hand. And Flemming returned the shake as heartily,
recognising in this ruddy personage, a former travelling companion, Mr.
Berkley, whom he had left, a week or two previous, toiling up the
Righi. Mr. Berkley was an Englishman of fortune; a good-humored, humane
old bachelor; remarkable alike for his common sense and his
eccentricity. That is to say, the basis of his character was good,
sound common sense, trodden down and smoothed by education; but this
level groundwork his strange and whimsical fancy used as a
dancing-floor, whereon to exhibit her eccentric tricks. His ruling
passion was cold-bathing; and he usually ate his breakfast sitting in a
tub of cold water, and reading a newspaper. He kissed every child he
met; and to every old man, said in passing, "God bless you!" with such
an expression of voice and countenance, that no one could doubt his
sincerity. He reminded one of Roger Bontemps, or the Little Man in
Gray; though with a difference.
"The last time I had the pleasure of seeing you, Mr. Berkley," said
Flemming, "was at Goldau, just as you were going up the Righi. I hope
you were gratified with a fine sunrise on the mountain top."
"No, Sir, I was not!" replied Mr. Berkley. "It is all a humbug! a
confounded humbug! They made such a noise about their sunrise, that I
determined I would not see it. So I lay snug in bed; and only peeped
through the window curtain. That was enough. Just above the house, on
the top of the hill, stood some fifty half-dressed, romantic
individuals, shivering in the wet grass; and, a short distance from
them, a miserable wretch, blowing a long, wooden horn. That's your
sunrise on the Righi, is it? said I; and went to sleep again. The best
thing I saw at the Culm, was the advertisement on the bed-room doors,
saying, that, if the ladies would wear the quilts and blankets for
shawls, when they went out to see the sunrise, they must pay for the
washing. Take my word for it, the Righi is a great humbug!"
"Where have you been since?"
"At Zurich and Schaffhausen. If you go to Zurich, beware how you stop
at the Raven. They will cheat you. They cheated me; but I had my
revenge, for, when we reached Schaffhausen, I wrote in the Traveller's
Book;
Beware of the Raven of Zurich!
'T is a bird of omen ill;
With a noisy and an unclean nest,
And a very, very long bill.
If you go to the Golden Falken you will find it there. I am the author
of those lines!"
"Bitter as Juvenal!" exclaimed Flemming.
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