London (England) -- Fiction; Satire; Suffragists -- Fiction
“What do you expect?” asked the poetess, who was now detached from the
policeman. “I am myself a C.O.S. secretary, so I know something about
it. None of us have time to do more than is really necessary. And when
there’s public money in question—well, it’s all very well, but one can’t
be too careful.”
“When there’s money in question you may be right, miss,” said the little
mother. “But it ain’t allus a question of money, an’ it seems to me as
’ow, wiv votes fer women, if some on them suffragettes ’ud stop talking
about women’s wiges at meetin’s, an’ come an’ look at wiges at ’ome,
they’d ’it a lot of women wot thinks now as ’ow votes for women is only
a public thing an’ don’t matter outside Trafalgar Square. It seems to
’it you ’arder if a person’s friendly than if they’re heloquent....”
“Something is happening in front,” said the poetess, looking wildly
round for her policeman.
“The police have turned on us,” said the suffragette. “They always do in
the Strand. Downing Street gets nervous when we get as near as this.”
It was too true. The police, relieved to be at last freed from the
burden of their false position, were characteristic of their profession.
“But I was told I was to walk to the Houses of Parliament,” said the
poetess, finding her quondam protector’s hand on her shoulder.
“You may walk to Jericho, miss,” replied the policeman with a wit as
heavy as his hand. “Only not more than three in a group, _if_ you
please.”
A great crowd of little groups trickled on to the Embankment and
followed the tide of the river towards Westminster. There was a moon. I
think the moon is really the heroine of this unheroic book. Half the
blessing of London belongs to the river, and half the blessing of the
river belongs to the moon. Do you know how beautifully a full moon bends
out of her sky to trail her fingers in the river? Do you know how
faerily she shoots shavings of her silver under the bridges, and how she
makes tender the blackness of the barges and the shadows of the little
wharves? I always think the moon has in her quiver of charms a special
shaft for the river of London. She never smiles like that elsewhere.
It was no surprise to Westminster to see the deputation and procession
arrive, albeit in a less neat form than that in which it started. The
police force has moments of wonderful insight into the psychology of
law-breakers, and in this case it seemed aware that a procession of
women disbanded and told to go home in the Strand is nevertheless likely
to appear sooner or later in Parliament Square. The great space
resounded to the tramp of the feet of the law. A detachment of mounted
police strove to look unconcerned in the Whitehall direction. I always
think it is unjust to drag dumb animals into these political questions.
I wonder the S.P.C.A. doesn’t step in. Imagine the feelings of a grey
mare, for instance, on being called upon to charge into the ranks of a
female deputation to Downing Street.
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