London (England) -- Fiction; Satire; Suffragists -- Fiction
“I’m goin’ to get it, I am. I’m goin’ back to my ol’ tride—box-miking. I
left it becos the work was so ’ard, but the money’s better.”
“I don’t mind how hard people work, as long as they get paid for it,”
said the suffragette. “Of course, you have to do good work for good
money. What I mean is that I think it’s just as dishonest to take too
little money as it is to do too little work.”
“But wot’s the good of one standin’ out?”
“Very little good. But more good in a dozen standing out and more still
in a hundred.”
“Le’s start a sassiety,” suggested the strenuous Miss Wigsky. “You could
be the Preserdink, miss, an’ I’ll ’elp yer. We’ll call ourselves the
‘Suffragette Gels,’ an’ we won’t allow none of us to tike less money
than ten shillin’.”
“Garn ...” said ’Tilda. “Thet’s a Tride Union, thet is. A man’s gime. If
I chuck my job, ’oo’s goin’ to keep me til I get a better one. Muvver? I
don’t fink....”
“I will,” said the suffragette. “If there’s anybody here earning less
than ten shillings a week, I’ll give them seven-and-six a week for a
fortnight if they have to chuck their job, and I’ll also give a prize of
seven-and-six at the end of the fortnight to the girl who’s increased
her wages the most.”
No plan could ever have been less planned. She thought of it as she
spoke of it, a most rash method. But Miss Wigsky immediately set to work
to hew it into shape.
“You’ll ’ave to arringe for piece-work, miss,” she said. “Anybody on
piece-work could increase their wiges by working for twenty-four hours a
diy, but it wouldn’t be fair.”
“Nobody must work after eight at night,” said the suffragette.
“An’ if two or three gets the sime rise?” suggested Miss Wigsky.
“I’ll give them each seven-and-six,” said the suffragette.
Of the twenty girls present, three were earning over ten shillings and
entered a different class of the competition, working for the prize
without the maintenance, if a rise should be found possible without loss
of employment. Of the remaining seventeen, two refused to compete, and
one was too small to be worth more than her present earnings. The other
fourteen determined on an immediate attack on their employers. Chances
were discussed instead of dances for the rest of the evening.
“My boss’ll siy—the money’s there—you kin tike it or leave it. ’E’s said
that before.”
“My boss’ll smile—’e allus calls me ’Tip-a-wink, becos I’m the smallest
gel there. ’E’s never cross—my boss ain’t.”
“I think I’ll win the prize easy—don’t know why I never thought of it
before. Buster—my boss—ses I’ve got the ’andiest ’ands wiv the bristles
as ever ’e see.”
“My missus’ll siy—there’s ’undreds of sluts in the Borough twice as good
as you, an’ I like yer imperence, an’ you kin tike the sack wivout
notice. She allus calls me a slut—we won’t be sorry to part.”
“I shall stick to the fevver work, an’ tike up curlin’ an’ sewin’, as
well as the knotting. I bin too lizy up to now, but I’ve got an aunt in
the tride as ’ud learn me in no time.”
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