London (England) -- Fiction; Satire; Suffragists -- Fiction
It was on the Thursday night before Good Friday that the suffragette,
dressed in a dressing-gown, sat before her fire remembering the simplest
character in this simple book—Scottie Brown.
“It’s dog-stealing,” she thought, “no less. Miss Brown may return to the
Island any time crying out for Scottie to come and comfort her. And
Scottie will be languishing in England, undergoing quarantine. We are
dog-thieves.”
The “we” sent a little heat-wave over the place where her heart should
have been.
She had been working very hard all day, walking about the Brown Borough
collecting its worries. She was so tired that she could not rest, could
not go to bed, could not do anything except sit on her hearthrug and
think feverishly of things that did not matter.
Outwardly the suffragette, when in her dressing-gown, and with her hair
drawn into a small smooth plait, approached more nearly her vocation
than under any other circumstances. She was a nun, dedicated to an
unknown God.
“A person to see you,” said the landlady, and flung open the door. The
suffragette shot to her feet, with a momentary terrible suspicion that
the landlady had said “parson.” Visions of a bashful curate brought face
to face with a militant suffragette in her dressing-gown, were, however,
swept away by the entrance of Miss Wigsky.
“It’s a —— shime,” remarked the visitor loudly, discarding the
convention of greeting.
“Sure to be,” said the suffragette, sinking down upon the hearthrug
again. “Nearly everything’s that kind of shame. Sit down and tell me.”
“I tol’ you I’d got a job, you know, at Smiff’s—boot-uppers. A lucky
find it were, I thought, ten shillin’ a week an’ I was to be learnt ’ow
to work a machine. ’E ses ’e thought I was a likely sort on Monday when
I went, but ’e ses as ’e was goin’ to learn me somethink, an’ ’e wanted
a special sort of gel, like, ’e ars’t for references. Knowin’ as ’e was
a religious sort of gentleman, an’ give ’eaps of money to the Church, I
tol’ ’im Farver Christopher for my reference, because Farver
Christopher’s known Muvver sence she married, an’ allus said ’e would
’elp ’er whenever ’e could. So when I went agine yesterday, to Smiff’s,
’e ses as ’ow Farver Christopher ’adn’t spoke well of me—said I was
unreliable, an’ never stuck to one job. So Mr. Smiff ses in thet cise I
wouldn’t suit, but ’e ses as I looked likely ’e’d give me a job as
packer at six shillin’. I ses as I couldn’ afford to tike so little
money, an’ I tol’ ’im about you an’ the Suffragette Gels. ’E ses you
oughter be ashimed of yoursel’, an’ ’e’d write an’ tell Farver
Christopher as ’ow ’is Club was an ’otbed of somethink or other. I ’ites
Farver Christopher—curse ’im—an’ ’e miking belief to be so ’elpful. I
was in my first job free years, an’ jus’ because I chucked the —— job ’e
found for me, ’e does me dirty like this. Curse ’im.”
“Don’t,” said the suffragette. “Suffragettes don’t waste breath in
cursing—even when there seems to be nothing to do but curse.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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