London (England) -- Fiction; Satire; Suffragists -- Fiction
“And so smelly, I am sure,” said Mrs. Rust. “I am going to market.”
“Let’s all go to market,” added the gardener.
An hour had to be allowed for Courtesy to have her breakfast, and for
Mrs. Rust to don her panama. Mrs. Rust, though not averse to startling
any one of her own colour, had a secret distaste for the naïve
criticisms of the niggers on her strange hair. The Islanders were not
aware that dyed hair was the apex of modern fashion; they looked upon
it, poor things, as a deformity, and a most amusing one. Mrs. Rust had
been obliged to invest in a perfect beehive of a hat for wear in such
ignorant parts.
So four more units joined the stream of marketers along the red road. In
spite of Mrs. Rust’s panama, the niggers laughed. Niggers always laugh
unless they cry, and the lunatic ways of white women provide a source of
amusement that never fails, although white women have been on the Island
for three hundred years. Some of the marketers actually had to remove
their baskets of fruit—crowned with boots—from their heads, to give free
play to their sense of humour. Every nigger wears his boots upon his
head. It is, I suppose, as much a disgrace not to own them as it is a
discomfort to wear them.
The appearance of the market was like a maniac garden, and the sound of
it was like a maniac rookery. By way of compensation to the niggers for
their individual ugliness, Providence has granted to them an unconscious
beauty in the matter of grouping themselves. A nigger by herself looks
like a comic picture post card, a lot of niggers together look like the
picture that many master-hands have tried to paint.
My senses tingle even now with the welter of sun and sound and smell and
colour, that constitutes an Island market.
“You meet every one in Greyville here,” said the lady novelist to the
gardener. “I will introduce you to the enemy.”
The gardener agreed absent-mindedly. He was helping Courtesy to buy
baskets. The Island is the paradise of basket lovers. Those hearts are
rare which do not thrill at the sight of a plaited basket in many
colours, and I believe that nobody ever left the Island without
succumbing to the charm. I suppose the reason why Island baskets never
get on to the market at home is that everybody loves them so much, they
never part with them. Courtesy, who always loved the popular thing, had
been very busy buying baskets since the first moment of her arrival.
Mrs. Rust was busily occupied in refusing to buy anything. “Buy a pine?
Why should I? I loathe pines. Lace? No, I won’t buy lace, my
underclothes are already overcrowded with it. What’s that? A basket to
keep my letters in. I keep my letters behind the fire. Why,
gardener—look—here’s——”
“Mr. Gardener,” tittered the novelist, “here is the enemy behind you.”
“You dream,” said the gardener, “I’ve been looking for you everywhere.”
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