Idle Ideas in 1905Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Idle Ideas in 1905
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
English essays; English wit and humor
“Ah,” said Mrs. Wilkins, “you ’ave ’it the right nail on the ’ead, there,
sir. They go into the ’otels and work like niggers, knowing that if a
single thing goes wrong they will be bully-ragged and sworn at till they
don’t know whether they are standing on their ’ead or their ’eels. But
they ’ave their hours; the gal knows when ’er work is done, and when the
clock strikes she is a ’uman being once again. She ’as got that moment
to look forward to all day, and it keeps ’er going. In private service
there’s no moment in the day to ’ope for. If the lady is reasonable she
ain’t overworked; but no ’ow can she ever feel she is her own mistress,
free to come and go, to wear ’er bit of finery, to ’ave ’er bit of fun.
She works from six in the morning till eleven or twelve at night, and
then she only goes to bed provided she ain’t wanted. She don’t belong to
’erself at all; it’s that that irritates them.”
“I see your point, Mrs. Wilkins,” I said, “and, of course, in a house
where two or three servants were kept some such plan might easily be
arranged. The girl who commenced work at six o’clock in the morning
might consider herself free at six o’clock in the evening. What she did
with herself, how she dressed herself in her own time, would be her
affair. What church the clerk or the workman belongs to, what company he
keeps, is no concern of the firm. In such matters, mistresses, I am
inclined to think, saddle themselves with a responsibility for which
there is no need. If the girl behaves herself while in the house, and
does her work, there the contract ends. The mistress who thinks it her
duty to combine the _rôles_ of employer and of maiden aunt is naturally
resented. The next month the girl might change her hours from twelve to
twelve, and her fellow-servant could enjoy the six a.m. to six p.m.
shift. But how do you propose to deal, Mrs. Wilkins, with the smaller
_menage_, that employs only one servant?”
“Well, sir,” said Mrs. Wilkins, “it seems to me simple enough. Ladies
talk pretty about the dignity of labour, and are never tired of pointing
out why gals should prefer domestic service to all other kinds of work.
Suppose they practise what they preach. In the ’ouse, where there’s only
the master and the mistress, and, say a couple of small children, let the
lady take her turn. After all, it’s only her duty, same as the office or
the shop is the man’s. Where, on the other ’and, there are biggish boys
and gals about the place, well it wouldn’t do them any ’arm to be taught
to play a little less, and to look after themselves a little more. It’s
just arranging things—that’s all that’s wanted.”
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