Idle Ideas in 1905Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Idle Ideas in 1905
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
English essays; English wit and humor
But to the man without roubles in his pocket, Russian officialdom is not
so gracious. By the expenditure of a few more coins I got my dog through
the Customs without trouble, and had leisure to look about me. A
miserable object was being badgered by half a dozen men in uniform, and
he—his lean face puckered up into a snarl—was returning them snappish
answers; the whole scene suggested some half-starved mongrel being
worried by school-boys. A slight informality had been discovered in his
passport, so a fellow traveller with whom I had made friends informed me.
He had no roubles in his pocket, and in consequence they were sending him
back to St. Petersburg—some eighteen hours’ journey—in a wagon that in
England would not be employed for the transport of oxen.
It seemed a good joke to Russian officialdom; they would drop in every
now and then, look at him as he sat crouched in a corner of the
waiting-room, and pass out again, laughing. The snarl had died from his
face; a dull, listless indifference had taken its place—the look one sees
on the face of a beaten dog, after the beating is over, when it is lying
very still, its great eyes staring into nothingness, and one wonders
whether it is thinking.
The Russian worker reads no newspaper, has no club, yet all things seem
to be known to him. There is a prison on the banks of the Neva, in St.
Petersburg. They say such things are done with now, but up till very
recently there existed a small cell therein, below the level of the ice,
and prisoners placed there would be found missing a day or two
afterwards, nothing ever again known of them, except, perhaps, to the
fishes of the Baltic. They talk of such like things among themselves:
the sleigh-drivers round their charcoal fire, the field-workers going and
coming in the grey dawn, the factory workers, their whispers deadened by
the rattle of the looms.
I was searching for a house in Brussels some winters ago, and there was
one I was sent to in a small street leading out of the Avenue Louise. It
was poorly furnished, but rich in pictures, large and small. They
covered the walls of every room.
“These pictures,” explained to me the landlady, an old, haggard-looking
woman, “will not be left, I am taking them with me to London. They are
all the work of my husband. He is arranging an exhibition.”
The friend who had sent me had told me the woman was a widow, who had
been living in Brussels eking out a precarious existence as a
lodging-house keeper for the last ten years.
“You have married again?” I questioned her.
The woman smiled.
“Not again. I was married eighteen years ago in Russia. My husband was
transported to Siberia a few days after we were married, and I have never
seen him since.”
“I should have followed him,” she added, “only every year we thought he
was going to be set free.”
“He is really free now?” I asked.
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