Idle Ideas in 1905Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Idle Ideas in 1905
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
English essays; English wit and humor
There are no poor in Holland. They may be an unhappy people, knowing
what a little country it is they live in; but, if so, they hide the fact.
To all seeming, the Dutch peasant, smoking his great pipe, is as much a
man as the Whitechapel hawker or the moocher of the Paris boulevard. I
saw a beggar once in Holland—in the townlet of Enkhuisen. Crowds were
hurrying up from the side streets to have a look at him; the idea at
first seemed to be that he was doing it for a bet. He turned out to be a
Portuguese. They offered him work in the docks—until he could get
something better to do—at wages equal in English money to about ten
shillings a day. I inquired about him on my way back, and was told he
had borrowed a couple of forms from the foreman and had left by the
evening train. It is not the country for the loafer.
In Holland work is easily found; this takes away the charm of looking for
it. A farm labourer in Holland lives in a brick-built house of six
rooms, which generally belongs to him, with an acre or so of ground, and
only eats meat once a day. The rest of his time he fills up on eggs and
chicken and cheese and beer. But you rarely hear him grumble. His wife
and daughter may be seen on Sundays wearing gold and silver jewellery
worth from fifty to one hundred pounds, and there is generally enough old
delft and pewter in the house to start a local museum anywhere outside
Holland. On high days and holidays, of which in Holland there are
plenty, the average Dutch _vrouw_ would be well worth running away with.
The Dutch peasant girl has no need of an illustrated journal once a week
to tell her what the fashion is; she has it in the portrait of her
mother, or of her grandmother, hanging over the glittering chimney-piece.
When the Dutchwoman builds a dress she builds it to last; it descends
from mother to daughter, but it is made of sound material in the
beginning. A lady friend of mine thought the Dutch costume would serve
well for a fancy-dress ball, so set about buying one, but abandoned the
notion on learning what it would cost her. A Dutch girl in her Sunday
clothes must be worth fifty pounds before you come to ornaments. In
certain provinces she wears a close-fitting helmet, made either of solid
silver or of solid gold. The Dutch gallant, before making himself known,
walks on tiptoe a little while behind the Loved One, and looks at himself
in her head-dress just to make sure that his hat is on straight and his
front curl just where it ought to be.
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