Idle Ideas in 1905Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Idle Ideas in 1905
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
English essays; English wit and humor
“Quite so, Mrs. Wilkins,” I agreed. “One never arrives at the truth by
listening to one side only. On the other hand, for example, there are
those who stoutly maintain that the South African mine-owner is a kind of
spiritual creature, all heart and sentiment, who, against his own will,
has been, so to speak, dumped down upon this earth as the result of
over-production up above of the higher class of archangel. The stock of
archangels of superior finish exceeds the heavenly demand; the surplus
has been dropped down into South Africa and has taken to mine owning. It
is not that these celestial visitors of German sounding nomenclature care
themselves about the gold. Their only desire is, during this earthly
pilgrimage of theirs, to benefit the human race. Nothing can be obtained
in this world without money—”
“That’s true,” said Mrs. Wilkins, with a sigh.
“For gold, everything can be obtained. The aim of the mine-owning
archangel is to provide the world with gold. Why should the world
trouble to grow things and make things? ‘Let us,’ say these archangels,
temporarily dwelling in South Africa, ‘dig up and distribute to the world
plenty of gold, then the world can buy whatever it wants, and be happy.’
“There may be a flaw in the argument, Mrs. Wilkins,” I allowed. “I am
not presenting it to you as the last word upon the subject. I am merely
quoting the view of the South African mine-owner, feeling himself a much
misunderstood benefactor of mankind.”
“I expect,” said Mrs. Wilkins, “they are just the ordinary sort of
Christian, like the rest of us, anxious to do the best they can for
themselves, and not too particular as to doing other people in the
process.”
“I am inclined to think, Mrs. Wilkins,” I said, “that you are not very
far from the truth. A friend of mine, a year ago, was very bitter on
this subject of Chinese cheap labour. A little later there died a
distant relative of his who left him twenty thousand South African mining
shares. He thinks now that to object to the Chinese is narrow-minded,
illiberal, and against all religious teaching. He has bought an abridged
edition of Confucius, and tells me that there is much that is ennobling
in Chinese morality. Indeed, I gather from him that the introduction of
the Chinese into South Africa will be the saving of that country. The
noble Chinese will afford an object lesson to the poor white man,
displaying to him the virtues of sobriety, thrift, and humility. I also
gather that it will be of inestimable benefit to the noble Chinee
himself. The Christian missionary will get hold of him in bulk, so to
speak, and imbue him with the higher theology. It appears to be one of
those rare cases where everybody is benefited at the expense of nobody.
It is always a pity to let these rare opportunities slip by.”
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