Ha, ha, ha! Control yourself, Romeo, it's coming on.
HENRICH SCHERCL.
But according to our contract, it should be done in a week's time. If
you disappoint me, my friend, we shall fall out again.
REMBRANDT TEMPENNY (_aside_).
It strikes me you'll be precious lucky if you get it at all. The
infernal "contract" is the bane of my life. (_Aloud_.) All right,
Schercl, I will push on with it--I want the other two hundred, you
know. I shan't delay for my own sake. (_Enter_ CHARLES SYLVESTER _L_.)
Hallo, Charlie, how d'ye do. How are things at home?
HENRICH SCHERCL.
I see another of yesterday's gulprits. However I have forgiven you.
CHARLES SYLVESTER.
That's all right. (_Aside to_ REMBRANDT TEMPENNY:) Rosaline's
downstairs--wanting to see you. Where is your wife?
REMBRANDT TEMPENNY.
Out. (_To_ HENRICH SCHERCL.) That poor girl has followed you here.
Perhaps out of pity you ought to go down to her and say a kind word.
HENRICH SCHERCL.
Miss Rosaline--she is here? Well, I never! Yes, I will go down and
speak to her. Where is she?
(_Enter_ ROSALINE _L_.)
REMBRANDT TEMPENNY (_aside_).
Damn it, in the drawing-room! Look here, Schercl, you can't go till
_she_ does. If my wife comes in and finds her, she is your affair.
Don't leave her for Heaven's sake.
ROSALINE.
Good morning, gentlemen. Oh, Mr. Schercl! What a pleasure--how _do_ you
do?
HENRICH SCHERCL.
I am very well, I thank you. And you?--I need not ask, you look most
beautiful.
ROSALINE (_aside_).
Dear man!
HENRICH SCHERCL.
(_Aside to_ CHARLES SYLVESTER.) Why is Tempenny so afraid his wife
should see her? You too--why are _you_ so afraid? Is she not of a good
character, this Miss Rosaline?
CHARLES SYLVESTER.
(_Aside to_ HENRICH SCHERCL.) The girl is a paragon. They are jealous
of her, that's all. She is too good-looking for 'em.
HENRICH SCHERCL.
Ha, ha, I see!
REMBRANDT TEMPENNY.
I think we'll leave you, old man. Rosaline, Mr. Schercl, has something
to say to you--we shall be in the way. (_Aside to_ CHARLES SYLVESTER.)
Come on, old chap--I wouldn't risk being found in the room again with
the girl for a monkey.
CHARLES SYLVESTER.
Yes, I have some business to discuss with Mr. Tempenny. If you will
excuse us--
(_Exit R._)
REMBRANDT TEMPENNY.
(_Aside to_ HENRICH SCHERCL.) Take her away soon, there's a trump, or
there will be another row. I give you five minutes to get her out of
the house, Take her to breakfast--or--or--wherever you like, only
hurry! (_Exit L._)
ROSALINE.
How funny to be left alone like this, isn't it, I really called to know
when Mr. Tempenny proposed to continue the sittings. Do you know?
HENRICH SCHERCL.
No, I have no idea. But I am very glad you called--our conversation
yesterday was so inderrupted.
ROSALINE.
Yes, and we were getting on so nicely too, weren't we? Do you like my
new hat? I bought it out of the tenner you gave me. What do you think
of the bow--isn't it a duck?
HENRICH SCHERCL.
You do not sit to Mr. Tempenny in a hat, I think.
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