Illustrated history of ancient literature, oriental and classicalQuackenbos, John D. (John Duncan)
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Illustrated history of ancient literature, oriental and classical
Quackenbos, John D. (John Duncan)
Classical literature -- History and criticism; Oriental literature -- History and criticism
His “Moral Characters,” which have descended to us, show up in lively
colors such representative personages as the Gabbler, the Niggard,
the Noodle, the Grumbler, the Swell, the Poltroon, the Slanderer,
the Newsmonger, the Clown, etc., from whom, it seems, that Greek
society was not exempt any more than our own. These were the first
character-sketches ever made; they served as models to La Bruyère in
French, to Sir Thomas Overbury and others in English literature. As
specimens, we cull the most pointed portions of the sections on the
Flatterer and the Unseasonable Man.
THE FLATTERER.
“Flattery may be considered as a mode of companionship, degrading but
profitable to him who flatters.
The Flatterer is a person who will say as he walks with another,‘Do
you observe how people are looking at you? This happens to no man in
Athens but you. A compliment was paid to you yesterday in the Porch.
More than thirty persons were sitting there; the question was started,
Who is our foremost man? Every one mentioned you first, and ended by
coming back to your name.’
Then he will request the company to be silent while the great man
is speaking, and will praise him, too, in his hearing, and mark his
approbation at a pause with‘True;’ or he will laugh at a frigid joke,
and stuff his cloak into his mouth as if he could not repress his
amusement.
He will request those whom he meets to stand still until‘his Honor’
has passed. He will buy apples and pears, and bring them in, and give
to the children in the father’s presence; adding, with kisses,‘Chicks
of a good father.’ Also, when he assists at the purchase of slippers,
he will declare that the foot is more shapely than the shoe. If his
patron is approaching a friend, he will run forward and say,‘He is
coming to you;’ and then, turning back,‘I have announced you.’
He is the first of the guests to praise the wine; and to say, as he
reclines next the host,‘How delicate is your fare! and (taking up
something from the table)‘Now this—how excellent it is!’ He will say
that his patron’s house is well built, that his land is well planted,
and that his portrait is a good likeness.”—JEBB.
MR. MALAPROP.
“Unseasonable behavior is such a manner of conversation as is very
troublesome to those with whom you converse.
A man that acts unseasonably will intrude himself upon his friend,
when he is engaged in earnest business, and consult him about his own
private concerns. When his mistress lies dangerously ill of a fever,
he’ll make her a visit and carry himself gayly. If he stands in need
of a surety, he begs that favor of one who has just smarted for being
bound to another. If he is summoned for a witness in any cause, he
appears in court immediately after judgment has been given.
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