Illustrations of political economy, Volume 3 (of 9)Martineau, Harriet
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Illustrations of political economy, Volume 3 (of 9)
Martineau, Harriet
Didactic fiction, English; Political fiction, English; Social problems -- Fiction
“Well; let us get the pound of meat for our share, if we can. I’ll bet
you a wager, Hunt, I’ll get a shilling a week more out of them for this
very prank of theirs.”
“Done!” cried Hunt. “I bet you a penny roll they will be too sharp for
you.”
“A penny roll!” exclaimed Childe. “A pint of wine is the lowest bet I
ever lay, man. A pint of red port to be paid to-night. Come!”
“You might as well ask me to bet a diamond,” said Hunt, laughing
bitterly. “How am I to get port wine?”
“I’ll show you when our business here is done,” said Childe. “Your
father was my friend, or I should not open my confidence so easily. But
just stand a minute at that fat woman’s elbow, will you? Just to screen
me a bit. There; that will do. Don’t look round till I bid you.”
When Hunt had permission to look round, he scarcely knew his companion.
Childe had slipped off his worsted stocking and bound it over his
forehead and chin, so as to look very sickly. He sprinkled a few grains
from his snuff-box into his eyes, so as to look blear-eyed, and
forthwith set himself to tremble all over, except his right arm which
appeared stiff.
“I have had a slight stroke of palsy this week, you see,” said he. “I
can just get abroad to show that I must have another shilling a
week.—Hang it, Hunt, it is not worth the trouble for such a trifle, if
it was not for the bet!”
Hunt thought a shilling a week no trifle, and wondered how Childe came
by such mighty notions.
“Because I’ve an _e_ at the end of my name, man, that’s all. That little
letter makes a great man of me. It is worth house and board and tobacco
and clothes to me for the whole of my old age. You think I am mad, I
see; but, hark’ee! did you never hear of Childe’s hospital?”
“Yes; near London. Is not it?”
“Yes; and I have the next turn there, and a merry life I make of it till
I get in, fearing that the confinement may be rather too close for my
liking. However, it is not a thing to be sneezed at. The money gathers
so fast that ’tis thought we Childes shall have silver spoons by the
time I enter the brotherhood. I like gentility, and I would give up a
little roving for the sake of it.”
“But how had you the luck to get on the list?” inquired Hunt. “Who
befriended you?”
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