Illustrations of political economy, Volume 6 (of 9)Martineau, Harriet
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Illustrations of political economy, Volume 6 (of 9)
Martineau, Harriet
Didactic fiction, English; Political fiction, English; Social problems -- Fiction
Mr. Pim owed his influence, not to any physical force, though he was the
tallest and stoutest man within five miles; nor to wealth, for he
professed to have nothing but his village day-school to support his
family upon; nor to any connexion with the great, for he was a bluff,
homely personage, who did not want or care for anybody's favours; nor to
his own superior wit, for no one was aware of his being remarkably
endowed in this way. It was partly that he had given to his neighbours
all the book-learning that they could boast of, and the little religion
that they professed. It was yet more that he had been a long resident
with his family, after having early buried his wife among them. But,
above all, it was his merry heart, making itself understood by a voice
mighty enough to out-bellow the waves at Beachy Head, that was the charm
of Mr. Pim. He liked to be told that he should have been a preacher,
with such a voice as his, and would forthwith enact the reverend
gentleman for a minute or two; but he could never make his splendid
voice bring out any thing but little jokes with small wit in them; for
the good reason that his brain would supply nothing else. Nothing more
was necessary, however, to constitute him the most popular man within
his sphere.
"Hi, hi! what is all this about?" was the question that came travelling
through the air, as soon as his tall form became visible, approaching
from the houses. "What are you buzzing about here for, when your young
one is toasting at home, as dry as the cod-sounds that hang over his
head? Toasting! aye, at my fire. I met him dripping like a duck, and he
would have slunk away; but it was up with him this way;" and he seized
upon a boy standing near, and threw him across his shoulder, twisting
him about with one hand as if he had been a doll. "This way I carried
him home, unwilling enough, to my Rebecca. 'Here, Beck,' says I, 'take
him and toast him till I come back to give him a flogging.' And now he
is expecting me, so I must be off, as soon as you will please to give
over quarrelling, and march home. Flog him! ay, to be sure, for
disturbing these men at their duty. It is a fine thing, you gipsy
gentlemen, to have put your young folks under the rod; and it would be a
thousand pities not to use it. You can't get the impish spirit out of
them all in a day."
"But has the boy done wrong?" inquired Mrs. Storey. "Even if he has, he
has surely been punished enough."
"Not while ill blood is left, my lady. I never leave off punishing my
boys till they laugh with me, and it is all right again. If Mr. Faa will
undertake to make his boy laugh as much as he cried half an hour ago, he
is welcome to go and fetch him away. But then there must be an end of
this silly business. You, sir," to Brady, "thrust your pistol into your
pocket, or I will help you to chuck it deeper into the sea than you can
go to fetch it."
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