Illustrations of political economy, Volume 6 (of 9)Martineau, Harriet
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Illustrations of political economy, Volume 6 (of 9)
Martineau, Harriet
Didactic fiction, English; Political fiction, English; Social problems -- Fiction
"This is the last sort of commodities I should think it can be pleasant
to you Custom-house folks to declare forfeited," observed Pim. "Your
consciences must twinge you a little here, I should think. I don't doubt
your tobacco and your brandy being duty-paid, and all proper; but when
paying duty will not do, you will offend, just like those who are not
government servants, rather than go without what you have a mind to.
I'll lay any wager now----"
"Hold your impertinent tongue, sir," cried the Collector.
Mr. Pim obeyed, taking leave to use his hands instead. He stepped behind
the Collector, and quietly picked his pocket of a bandana: he did the
same to the Comptroller; and afterwards to all the rest, though the
land-waiter whisked away his coat-tail, and the tide-waiter got into a
corner. The only one who escaped was the clerk (Pim’s own son), and he
only because his having one round his neck made the process unnecessary.
A goodly display of bandanas,--real Indian,--now graced the counter, and
everybody joined in Pim's hearty laugh.
"Now," said he, "if you summon Breme on the suspicion of this property
being his----"
"So you know who the gentleman was that I was speaking of," cried the
Collector. "Very well. Perhaps you can tell us a little news of this
next package."
And forthwith was opened to view a beautiful assortment of figured
silks, of various colours, but all of one pattern. Mr. Pim gravely shook
his head over them.
"If you know nothing of those, I do," said Brady, taking out his
tobacco-box, and producing therefrom the snip of silk which had been
extracted from Elizabeth's glove. "'Tis the same article, you see; and
the Lieutenant here declares 'tis English."
"And so it is, and so are these," declared the Collector. "The French
would be ashamed of such a fabric as this, at the price marked, though
they might own the figure; which must be imitated from theirs, I fancy.
We had better send for Mr. Breme, and let the other Custom-house know of
this seizure. I suspect it will throw some more light on the tricks
about the drawback."
Mr. Breme was found to be nearer at hand than had been supposed. Having
failed in his speculation, through two unfortunate seizures of
contraband cargoes, he had cut but a poor figure at the larger
Custom-house, where he had just been examined, and found it necessary to
consult with his Brighton brother as to the means of getting the
threatened fine mitigated, or of paying it, if no mercy could be
obtained. He was proceeding along the coast to Brighton, when Pim, who
was aware of his movements, met him, and told him of the adventures
which had taken place at Beachy Head.
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