Illustrations of political economy, Volume 8 (of 9)Martineau, Harriet
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Illustrations of political economy, Volume 8 (of 9)
Martineau, Harriet
Didactic fiction, English; Political fiction, English; Social problems -- Fiction
reproved by her superior for putting on a bold, undismayed face when so
many older and wiser sisters were brought to their wits’ end. Nothing
could be made of her, and she was therefore the first to be forgotten
when new matter of sport appeared. A friar, fatter than he seemed likely
to be in future, was seen toiling along the road under a loaded basket,
which the frolickers were certain must contain something good, from its
being in the custody of a man of God. They got round him, so enclosing
him with their beasts that he could not escape, and requested to be
favoured with the sight and scent of the savoury matters which his
basket doubtless contained, and for which they hungered and thirsted,
since they had seen none but meagre fare in the houses they had
passed:—little better than coarse bread had met their eyes since their
own morning meal. The friar was not unwilling to display his treasures,
(although unsavoury,) in the hope of a parting gift: so the eyes of the
stranger were regaled with the parings of St. Edmund’s toes,—the most
fastidious of saints in respect of his feet, to judge from the quantity
of such parings as one and another of the present company had seen since
there had been a stir among the monasteries. There were two of the coals
which had roasted St. Lawrence—now cool enough to be safely handled. A
head of St. Ursula,—very like a whale,—but undoubtedly a head of St.
Ursula, because it was a perfect preventive of weeds in corn. The friar
was recommended to bestow it upon the poor man who had been seen pulling
up the fence of his barren field; but the leader of the party could not
spare the friar at present. The holy man did not know his own age, for
certain. He must,—all the party would take their oath of it,—be under
four-and-twenty, and his merriment would match admirably with the
gravity of the young nun who had just passed. Two of the revellers were
sent back to catch, and bring her with all speed to Chelsea, where she
should be married to the friar before the day was over; the King’s
Highness being pleased to give her a dower. The friar affected to enjoy
this as a jest, and sent a message to the damsel while inwardly planning
how to escape from the party before they should reach Chelsea.
His planning was in vain. He was ordered to ride behind one of the
revellers, and his precious burden of relics was committed to the charge
of another, and some of the mocking eyes of the party were for ever
fixed on the holy man, insomuch that he did not dare to slip down and
attempt to escape; and far too soon for him appeared the low, rambling
house, its expanse of roof alive with pert pigeons, its garden alleys
stretching down to the Thames, and its porch and gates guarded with
rare, grim-looking stuffed quadrupeds placed in attitudes,—very unlike
the living animals which might be seen moving at their pleasure in the
meadow beyond.
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