“Bless me, Anna! we never thought more of the king’s answer. But,
really, my head was so full of things, I never recollected to send to
inquire at the post-office. However, your father will be more mindful, I
dare say. Well, Louise, I cannot think how you managed with the calf, to
have such a misfortune happen, my dear. I never failed with one all the
time I lived here.”
“And you say you never so much as tried in Lambeth. I do wonder you did
not manage it, one way or another.”
“Nobody keeps cows there, love, but the brewers; and then the poor
beasts live on the grains, and seldom taste fresh grass. They flourish,
in a way, too. A great brewer near us had one brought in, intending that
it should have the range of the paved yard, on Sundays, when the gates
were shut: but the creature had fattened on the grains so that when the
people would have let her out, she could not turn in her stall. When
they had thinned her a little, so that she might get exercise, it was
thought that the fumes of the liquor had affected her head, she capered
about so among the casks. But I never heard but what she yielded very
good cream, which you do not always see in London.”
“I wonder how they get cream at all, if, as you say, there are no cows
but one in each brewery. Perhaps the excise makes the difficulty with
taking some of the cream for the king; as they say the tithing man does
for the parson.”
Aaron had not heard of an exciseman being yet instructed to thrust
himself between the cow and the milk-pail; but he should not be
surprised any day to hear of its being made part of an excise officer’s
duty to peep in at a dairy lattice, and see what the milk-maids were
about with their skimming dishes. Did not he hear horses’ feet outside?
Could it be Charles? No; Charles was not coming home to-night. What old
friend could it be? And he ran out to see.
“An old enemy,” the guest expected to be called. It was Janvrin, the
tax-gatherer. Every body was struck with the strangeness of the
circumstance that he should appear on this particular night,—to a party
who had had so much to do with taxes since they had met him last. There
was something much more astonishing to him in the cordiality of his
reception.
“The last time I saw you all here,” said he, “you certainly wished me at
the Caskets, or somewhere further off still; and now, you are heaping
your good supper upon me, as if I were come to pay money, and not to ask
it.”
“For our former behaviour,” replied Aaron, “you may call him to
account,”—pointing to Stephen. “You heard him say what taxation was in
England,—just paying a trifle more for articles when they were bought;—
such a mere trifle as not to be perceived. He is not laughing in his
sleeve now as he was when he told that traveller’s tale. It is to our
having taken him at his word, Janvrin, and made trial of English
taxation, that you owe your different reception to-night.”
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