England -- Fiction; Short stories, English; Villages -- Fiction; Wales -- Fiction
“Good-morning, mem. I thought, with your good favour, I’d fill my pouch
with Virginia shag. And I’d like—if you have no objection—to see how that
chap goes about it from within, on your premises.”
The widow bowed.
“Do you think, Mr. Westcott, there is real danger? I should never forgive
myself——”
“Lord bless you. That mason chap wouldn’t do nothing that would hurt the
tip of his nose. You’ll see. He’ll just run out some planks and nail a
strip o’ wood across, and lash his ladders as well as lean them agin the
strip. Bless your angel face and shining eyes, he’ll make all secure for
himself.”
“But, Mr. Westcott, it really looks a most perilous undertaking.”
“Not more so than this,” said the sailor, suddenly swinging himself over
the counter. “Excuse me, lovely creature! But I can’t well see what goes
on on the side of the shop door; there’s all them darned advertisements
block it up. But here—if I may be so bold as to watch.”
“You can take a chair, Mr. Westcott.”
“Never! unless you take one as well.”
So, with a little complimenting and resistance, it was settled: the
widow and the suitor seated themselves on her side of the counter on two
chairs, and looked out through the shop window at the proceedings of the
builder.
Now it was seen how he emerged from the lower window of the spire, and
how cautiously a short ladder was set up against it, by which, when made
secure, he mounted, and placed himself astride the gable. Then a larger
ladder was advanced against the incline of the steeple, and set so as to
reach a considerable way up. This the mason ascended, and by some means
he secured the ladder.
“It’s as easy as telling lies,” said the sailor. “I believe there are
iron crooks let into the steeple.”
“But it looks dreadfully insecure,” said the widow. “Do see! he is like a
fly against a rod.”
“More like a bumble-bee,” said Jack.
“What if he was to lose his head?”
“Not such a risk to him as to me,” sighed the mariner.
“What _do_ you mean, Mr. Westcott?”
“Only I never can see any man swarmin’ up a mast or so but I feel an itch
in my palms to be grapplin’ of somethin’. You’ll excuse me if I put my
arm round and lay hold of the back of your chair.”
“If it’s any comfort to you, Mr. Westcott.”
“I don’t think that chair-back very firm,” observed Jack.
“Oh! do, do look!” exclaimed the widow. “He is on one ladder, and
thrusting up another hands over head! and, oh! if his feet were to give
way! if he were to stagger! if the ladder were to slip! oh, I feel—I feel
quite giddy and faint.”
“Lean on me,” said Jack; “and—drat that chair-back! it is cracked. That’s
more substantial and agreeable to both parties.” He slipped his arm round
her waist. “England expects every man to do his dooty.”
“I really cannot bear to see poor dear Mr. Newbold thus risk his precious
life.”
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