In a steamer chair, and other shipboard storiesBarr, Robert
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In a steamer chair, and other shipboard stories
Barr, Robert
Ocean travel -- Fiction; Sea stories; Short stories
“Now,” said the sentimental lady on my left, “while you gentlemen are
wasting the time in useless talk the lady is without her roses. There
is one thing that you all seem to miss. It is not the mere value of the
bouquet. There is a subtle perfume about an offering like this more
delicate than that which Nature gave the flowers—”
“Hear, hear,” broke in Waters.
“I told you,” said Blair aside, “the kind of fellow Waters is. He
thinks nothing of interrupting a lady.”
“Order, both of you!” I cried, rapping on the table; “the lady from
England has the floor.”
“What I was going to say—”
“When Waters interrupted you.”
“When Mr. Waters interrupted me I was going to say that there seems to
me a romantic tinge to this incident that you old married men cannot be
expected to appreciate.”
I looked with surprise at Waters, while he sank back in his seat with
the resigned air of a man in the hands of his enemies. We had both been
carefully concealing the fact that we were married men, and the blunt
announcement of the lady was a painful shock. Waters gave a side nod at
Blair, as much as to say, “He’s given it away.” I looked reproachfully
at my old friend at the head of the table, but he seemed to be absorbed
in what our sentimental lady was saying.
“It is this,” she continued. “Here is a young lady. Her lover sends her
a basket. There may be some hidden meaning that she alone will
understand in the very flowers chosen, or in the arrangement of them.
The flowers, let us suppose, never reach their destination. The message
is unspoken, or, rather, spoken, but unheard. The young lady grieves at
the apparent neglect, and then, in her pride, resents it. She does not
write, and he knows not why. The mistake may be discovered too late,
and all because a basket of flowers has been missent.”
“Now, Blair,” said Waters, “if anything can make you do the square
thing surely that appeal will.”
“I shall not so far forget what is due to myself and to the dignity of
this table as to reply to our erratic friend. Here is what I propose to
do—first catch our hare. Steward, can you find out for me at what table
and at what seat Miss McMillan is?”
While the steward was gone on his errand Mr. Blair proceeded.
“I will become acquainted with her. McMillan is a good Scotch name and
Blair is another. On that as a basis I think we can speedily form an
acquaintance. I shall then in a casual manner ask her if she knows a
young man by the name of Edwin J., and I shall tell you what effect the
mention of the name has on her.”
“Now, as part owner in the flowers up to date, I protest against that.
I insist that Miss McMillan be brought to this table, and that we all
hear exactly what is said to her,” put in Mr. Waters.
Nevertheless we agreed that Mr. Blair’s proposal was a good one and the
majority sanctioned it.
Meanwhile our sentimental lady had been looking among the crowd for the
unconscious Miss McMillan.
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