In a steamer chair, and other shipboard storiesBarr, Robert
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In a steamer chair, and other shipboard stories
Barr, Robert
Ocean travel -- Fiction; Sea stories; Short stories
“Well, you talk a great deal about America and about Americans, and
talk as if you were proud of the country, and of its ways, and of its
people.”
“Why, I am,” answered the young man.
“Very well, then; according to your creed one person is just as good as
another.”
“Oh, I don’t say that, I don’t hold that for a moment. I don’t think I
am as good as you, for instance.”
“But what I mean is this, that one’s occupation does not necessarily
give one a lower station than another. If that is not your belief then
you are not a true American, that is all.”
“Well, yes, that is my belief. I will admit I believe all that. What of
it?”
“What of it? There is this of it. You are the junior partner of a large
establishment in New York?”
“Nothing criminal in that, is there?”
“Oh, I don’t put it as an accusation, I am merely stating the fact. You
admit the fact, of course?”
“Yes. The fact is admitted, and marked _Exhibit A,_ and placed in
evidence. Now, what next?”
“In the same establishment there was a young woman who sold ribbons to
all comers?”
“Yes, I admit that also, and the young lady’s name was Miss Katherine
Earle.”
“Oh, you knew it, then?”
“Why, certainly I did.”
“You knew it before you proposed to me.”
“Oh, I seem to have known that fact for years and years.”
“She told it to you.”
“She? What she?”
“You know very well who I mean, George. She told it to you, didn’t
she?”
“Why, don’t you think I remembered you—remembered seeing you there?”
“I know very well you did not. You may have seen me there, but you did
not remember me. The moment I spoke to you on the deck that day in the
broken chair, I saw at once you did not remember me, and there is very
little use of your trying to pretend you thought of it afterwards. She
told it to you, didn’t she?”
“Now, look here, Katherine, it isn’t I who am making a confession, it
is you. It is not customary for a penitent to cross-examine the father
confessor in that style.”
“It does not make any difference whether you confess or not, George; I
shall always know she told you that. After all, I wish she had left it
for me to tell. I believe I dislike that woman very much.”
“Shake hands, Kate, over that. So do I. Now, my dear, tell me what she
told _you_.”
“Then she _did_ tell you that, did she?”
“Why, if you are so sure of it without my admitting it, why do you ask
again?”
“I suppose because I wanted to make doubly sure.”
“Well, then, assurance is doubly sure. I admit she did.”
“And you listened to her, George?” said Katherine, reproachfully.
“Listened? Why, of course I did. I couldn’t help myself. She said it
before I knew what she was going to say. She didn’t give me the chance
that your man had in that story you were speaking of. I said something
that irritated her and she out with it at once as if it had been a
crime on your part. I did not look on it in that light, and don’t now.
Anyhow, you are not going back to the ribbon counter.”
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