In a steamer chair, and other shipboard storiesBarr, Robert
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In a steamer chair, and other shipboard stories
Barr, Robert
Ocean travel -- Fiction; Sea stories; Short stories
“It’s all right, gentlemen,” said that charming man, before we could
speak; “it’s all right. I’ve arranged your places down the table on the
opposite side. You don’t need to say a word, and those of you who want
to change from the small tables to the large one, will find your names
on the long table as well as at the small tables, where you have
already chosen your places. So, you see, I knew just how you wished
things arranged; but,” he continued, lowering his voice, “boys, there’s
a dragon in charge. I know her. She has crossed with us two or three
times. She wanted me to arrange it so that fifteen ladies should sit
opposite her fifteen girls; but, of course, we couldn’t do that,
because there aren’t fifteen other ladies on board, and there had to be
one or two ladies placed next the girls at the foot of the table, so
that no girl should have a young man sitting beside her. I have done
the best I could, gentlemen, and, if you want the seats rearranged, I
think we can manage it for you. Individual preferences may crop up, you
know.” And the purser smiled gently, for he had crossed the ocean very,
very often.
We all took our places, sternly scrutinised by the lady, whom the
purser had flatteringly termed the “dragon.” She evidently didn’t think
very much of us as a crowd, and I am sure in my own heart I cannot
blame her. We were principally students going over to German colleges
on the cheap, some commercial travellers, and a crowd generally who
could not afford to take a better boat, although we had all just missed
the fast liner that had left a few days before, or had for some reason
not succeeded in securing a berth on the fast boat, which was to leave
the day after.
If any of the fifteen young ladies were aware of our presence, they did
not show it by glancing toward us. They seemed to confine their
conversation to whispers among themselves, and now and then a little
suppressed giggle arose from one part of the line or the other, upon
which the “dragon” looked along the row, and said severely, “Girls!”
whereupon everything was quiet again, although some independent young
lady generally broke the silence by another giggle just at the time the
stillness was becoming most impressive.
After dinner, in the smoking-room, there was a great deal of discussion
about the fifteen pretty girls and about the “dragon.” As the officers
on board _The Tub_ were gentlemen whom an ordinary person might speak
to, a delegation of one was deputed to go to the purser’s room and find
out all that could be learned in relation to the young and lovely
passengers.
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