In a steamer chair, and other shipboard storiesBarr, Robert
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In a steamer chair, and other shipboard stories
Barr, Robert
Ocean travel -- Fiction; Sea stories; Short stories
“O Unseen Hand that ever makes and deals us,
And plays our game!
That now obscures and then to light reveals us,
Serves blanks of fame
How vain our shuffling, bluff and weak pretending!
’Tis Thou alone can name the final ending”
The seductive game of poker is one that I do not understand. I do not
care to understand it, because it cannot be played without the putting
up of a good deal of the coin of the realm, and although I have nothing
to say against betting, my own theory of conduct in the matter is this,
that I want no man’s money which I do not earn, and I do not want any
man to get my money unless he earns it. So it happens, in the matter of
cards, I content myself with euchre and other games which do not
require the wagering of money.
On board the Atlantic steamers there is always more or less gambling. I
have heard it said that men make trips to and fro merely for the
purpose of fleecing their fellow-passengers; but, except in one
instance, I never had any experience with this sort of thing.
Our little society for the reformation of poker players, or to speak
more correctly, for the reformation of one particular poker player, was
formed one bright starlight night, latitude such a number, and
longitude something else, as four of us sat on a seat at the extreme
rear end of the great steamer. We four, with one other, sat at a small
table in the saloon. One of the small tables on a Transatlantic steamer
is very pleasant if you have a nice crowd with you. A seat at a small
table compares with a seat at the large table as living in a village
compares with living in a city. You have some individuality at the
short table; you are merely one of a crowd at the long table. Our small
table was not quite full. I had the honour of sitting at the head of
it, and on each side of me were two young fellows, making five
altogether. We all rather prided ourselves on the fact that there were
no ladies at our little table.
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