"Are you sure you remember the answer? I have heard of sausages
_talking_ occasionally, and I daresay they can roll, but I fail to see
what intelligible reason _any_ sausage could give for doing it."
"It's a catch," explained Edna. "It's like this. Why did the sausage
roll? Because it saw the jam-_turnover_. _Now_ do you see?"
"I can't say I do, my dear. It seems senseless to _me_. But that's all
the better--the more idiotic it is, the less chance of its being
guessed. Yes, on the whole, I don't think you could have thought of a
better one."
Shortly afterwards Prince Mirliflor, just as he was about to extinguish
the flambeaux and turn into bed, was startled to see his door opening by
some mysterious means. He was more startled still when the figure of the
old Court Chamberlain suddenly materialised in the centre of the room.
"Your Royal Highness will forgive my intrusion," said the Baron, "when I
explain the object of this visit. My reason for suggesting that the
Princess should grant you a night to answer her question was that I felt
convinced that she would be unable to refrain from telling it to some
person--her mother, most probably. So I resolved by means of this" (and
here he exhibited a small skull-cap of purple silk) "to penetrate unseen
to the Princess's apartments and overhear her conversation. To my
disappointment, she would reveal nothing to Her Majesty, but by-and-by
the Court Godmother paid the Princess a visit, in the course of which I,
remaining, of course, invisible, succeeded in learning the secret on
which your Royal Highness's happiness and the hopes of all Maerchenland
depend. The answer, it seems--though I must admit I can make little of
it myself--is----"
"Stop, Baron!" interrupted Prince Mirliflor, "I refuse--do you hear?--I
refuse to take advantage of any information obtained in such a
disreputable manner--I insist on your leaving this room at once without
another word!"
"But, sire, hear me! This is not a case for being over-scrupulous. In
love, as in war, all is fair. And the answer is--'Because----'"
"_Will_ you get out?" cried the Prince, stopping both his ears. "I won't
hear you. I can't, as you can see. And if you don't clear out at once,
I'll strike this gong for the guard!"
The Baron, seeing that he could do no more, hastily put on his cap again
and disappeared. "What a pity," he thought, "that such a fine young
Prince should be so priggish when his own interests are concerned!"
But although Mirliflor's code of honour was undoubtedly high, it is
quite possible that he might not have stopped his ears quite so
hermetically if Princess Edna had only borne a closer resemblance to his
vision of her.
As it was, even if the Baron had forced him to hear the answer, it would
have made no difference, since he had not the least intention of
profiting by it, and so he slept soundly, with no apprehensions
concerning what the morrow might bring him.
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