In Mr. Knox's CountrySomerville, E. Oe. (Edith Oenone)
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In Mr. Knox's Country
Somerville, E. Oe. (Edith Oenone)
British -- Ireland -- Fiction; Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Judges -- Fiction
Flurry came on into the light: there was just room in me for a
sub-conscious recognition of the fact that he was riding the missing
grey cob, and that this was a typical thing, and one that might have
been expected.
At the hunt dinner that took place soon afterwards some one sang a
song, one that I have ceased to find amusing. The first verse runs as
follows:
"Throttin' to the Fair,
Me and Moll Moloney,
Sittin', I declare,
On a single pony----"
By a singular coincidence, the faces of all those present turned
towards me.
X
THE COMTE DE PRALINES
"I had forgotten how nice London is!" purred Philippa, as we moved
beautifully across the threshold of Bill Cunningham's club, and were
conducted to the lift with a tender deference that was no more than was
due to our best clothes.
The Ladies' Tea-room at Bill's club was a pleasant place, looking
forth, high above the noise, upon trees that were yellow in the hazy
October afternoon. In a very agreeable bow-window were Lady Derryclare
and the tea-table, and with her were her son, and a small and
ornamental young man, who was introduced to us as Mr. Simpson-Hodges.
"Front name John, known to a large circle of admirers as 'Mossoo,'"
supplemented Bill, whose hands were so clean that I found it difficult
to recognise him.
"So called because of the incredible circumstance that he can speak
French, in spite of the best Public School education," said Lady
Derryclare. "When I think of the money that has been wasted on you!
You good for nothing creature!"
"It's more his looks," pursued Bill, "his dark foreign beauty----"
"These humorists!" said Mr. Simpson-Hodges indulgently, showing a set
of white teeth under a diminutive black moustache. "Please, Lady
Derryclare, let's talk of something pleasant."
"Ask him about the chickens you made him get from the Chicken Farmers
for the dance his regiment gave," said Bill to his mother.
"Oh, that was rather a bad business," said Mr. Simpson-Hodges
apologetically, with an eye on Philippa, who, in a new hat, was looking
about five-and-twenty. "I'm sure no one wants to hear about it."
"Mossoo ran the supper and he ordered three brace," said Bill, "but
they never turned up till the week after the show! The postman was
viewed coming up to the Mess towing something after him on a long
painter. The painter was superfluous. The chickens would have
followed him at a trot if he had been kind to them. They kept them for
the drag, I believe. Didn't you, Mossoo? He's one of the Whips, you
know."
"They'd have been quite useful," admitted Mr. Simpson-Hodges.
"How interesting to be a Whip!" said Philippa, looking at him with
egregious respect.
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