In Mr. Knox's CountrySomerville, E. Oe. (Edith Oenone)
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In Mr. Knox's Country
Somerville, E. Oe. (Edith Oenone)
British -- Ireland -- Fiction; Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Judges -- Fiction
During the next ten minutes Bill Cunningham, feebly abetted by me,
played the game remorselessly, sparing neither age nor sex. In the
hall, amidst the sloe-gins and the whiskies and sodas (to which the
Count, for a foreigner, took remarkably kindly), introductions slipped
between cup and lip, poisoning the former and paralysing the latter.
The victims took it variously; some sought refuge in bright smiles and
large foreign gestures; some, in complete mental overthrow, replied in
broken English to Mossoo's sugared periods; all were alike in one
point, they moved as swiftly as might be, and as far as possible, out
of the immediate neighbourhood of the Comte de Pralines. Philippa,
who, without any solid attainment, can put up a very good bluff in
French, joined spasmodically in these encounters, alternately goading
Mossoo to fresh outrages, and backing out when the situation became too
acute. I found her, affecting to put her sandwiches into the case on
her saddle, and giving way to her feelings, with her face pressed
against her mare's shoulder.
"I introduced him to Bobbie Bennett," she said brokenly; "and he asked
her if she spoke French. She looked at me as if she were drowning, and
said, '_Seulement très petit_'!"
I said, repressively, that Lady Knox could see her, and that people
would think, firstly, that she was crying, and secondly, that she was
mad.
"But I am mad, darling!" replied my wife, turning a streaming face to
me.
I informed her of my contempt for her, and, removing myself from her
vicinity, collected myself for the introduction of the Count to Flurry
Knox and Dr. Hickey. By this time most of the Field were mounted, and
the Comte de Pralines bent to his horse's mane as he uncovered with
grave courtesy on his presentation to the Master and the First Whip,
and proceeded to express the profundity of his gratification at meeting
an Irish Master of Hounds. The objects of the attention were palpably
discomposed by it; Flurry put a finger to his cap, with a look at me
expressive of No Surrender; Dr. Hickey, in unconscious imitation of the
Count, bowed low, but forgot about his cap.
"He has no English, I'm told," said Flurry, eyeing the Count
suspiciously.
I stopped myself on the verge of bowing assent, so infectious was the
grace of the Pralines manner.
"Is he come to buy horses for the German Army?" went on Flurry. (It
need hardly be said that this occurred before the War.)
I explained that he was French.
"You wouldn't know what these foreigners might be up to," returned Mr.
Knox, quite unconvinced. "I'm going on now----"
He too moved expeditiously out of the danger zone.
The Field straggled down the avenue, and progressed over tracts of
tussocky grass in the wake of the hounds, towards the plantation that
was the first draw. The Keeper was outside the wood, with the
assurance that there was a score of foxes in it, and that they had the
country ate.
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