In Mr. Knox's CountrySomerville, E. Oe. (Edith Oenone)
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In Mr. Knox's Country
Somerville, E. Oe. (Edith Oenone)
British -- Ireland -- Fiction; Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Judges -- Fiction
It was repeated; in the same instant my admirers, the jackasses, _mère
et fils_, advanced upon the scene at a delirious gallop, and, sobbing
with the ecstasy of reunion, resumed their attendance upon Daniel.
For a moment the attention of the field, including even that of the
Roman coin, was diverted from the Comte de Pralines, and was
concentrated upon our retreat.
XI
THE SHOOTING OF SHINROE
Mr. Joseph Francis M'Cabe rose stiffly from his basket chair, picked up
the cushion on which he had been seated, looked at it with animosity,
hit it hard with his fist, and, flinging it into the chair, replaced
himself upon it, with the single word:
"Flog!"
I was aware that he referred to the flock with which the cushions in
the lounge of Reardon's Hotel were stuffed.
"They have this hotel destroyed altogether with their improvements,"
went on Mr. M'Cabe between puffs, as he lit his pipe. "God be with the
time this was the old smoking-room, before they knocked it and the hall
into one and spoilt the two of them! There were fine solid chairs in
it that time, that you'd sleep in as good as your bed, but as for these
wicker affairs, I declare the wind 'd whistle through them the same as
a crow's nest." He paused, and brought his heel down heavily on the
top of the fire. "And look at that for a grate! A Well-grate they
call it,--_I'd_ say, 'Leave Well alone!' Thirty years I'm coming to
Sessions here, and putting up in this house, and in place of old Tim
telling me me own room was ready for me, there's a whipper-snapper of a
snapdragon in a glass box in the hall, asking me me name in broken
English" (it may be mentioned that this happened before the War), "and
'Had I a Cook's ticket?' and down-facing me that I must leave my key in
what he called the 'Bew-ro.'"
I said I knew of a lady who always took a Cook's ticket when she went
abroad, because when she got to Paris there would be an Englishman on
the platform to meet her, or at all events a broken Englishman.
Mr. M'Cabe softened to a temporary smile, but held on to his grievance
with the tenacity of his profession. (I don't think I have mentioned
that he is a Solicitor, of a type now, unfortunately, becoming
obsolete.) He had a long grey face, and a short grey moustache; he
dyed his hair, and his age was known to no man.
"There was one of Cook's tourists sat next me at breakfast," he
resumed, "and he asked me was I ever in Ireland before, and how long
was I in it. 'Wan day,' says I!"
"Did he believe you?" I asked.
"He did," replied Mr. M'Cabe, with something that approached compassion.
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