In Mr. Knox's CountrySomerville, E. Oe. (Edith Oenone)
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In Mr. Knox's Country
Somerville, E. Oe. (Edith Oenone)
British -- Ireland -- Fiction; Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Judges -- Fiction
"Well, they didn't quite go so far as to tell me I was a liar," said
Mr. M'Cabe tranquilly. "Ah, telling such as them the truth is wasting
what isn't plenty! Then they'll meet some fellow that lies like a
tooth-drawer, and they'll write to the English _Times_ on the head of
him!" He stretched forth a long and bony hand for the tumbler of
whisky and water. "And talking of tooth-drawers," he went on, "there's
a dentist comes here once a fortnight, Jeffers his name is, and a great
sportsman too. I was with him to-day"--he passed his hand consciously
over his mouth, and the difference that I had dimly felt in his
appearance suddenly, and in all senses of the word, flashed upon
me--"and he was telling me how one time, in the summer that's past,
he'd been out all night, fishing in the Owen. He was going home before
the dawn, and he jumped down off a bank on to what he took to be a
white stone--and he aimed for the stone, mind you, because he thought
the ground was wet--and what was it but a man's face!" M'Cabe paused
to receive my comment. "What did he do, is it? Ran off for his life,
roaring out, 'There's a first-rate dentist in Owenford!' The fellow
was lying asleep there, and he having bundles of spurge with him to
poison the river! He had taken drink, I suppose."
"Was he a water-bailiff too?" said I. "I hope the conservators of the
river stood him a set of teeth."
"If they did," said M'Cabe, with an unexpected burst of feeling, "I
pity him!" He rose to his feet, and put his tumbler down on the
chimney-piece. "Well, we should get away early in the morning, and
it's no harm for me to go to bed."
He yawned--a large yawn that ended abruptly with a metallic click. His
eyes met mine, full of unspoken things; we parted in a silence that
seemed to have been artificially imposed upon Mr. M'Cabe.
The wind boomed intermittently in my chimney during the night, and a
far and heavy growling told of the dissatisfaction of the sea. Yet the
morning was not unfavourable. There was a broken mist, with shimmers
of sun in it, and the carman said it would be a thing of nothing, and
would go out with the tide. The Boots, a relic of the old _régime_,
was pessimistic, and mentioned that there were two stars squez up agin
the moon last night, and he would have no dependence on the day.
M'Cabe offered no opinion, being occupied in bestowing in a species of
dog-box beneath the well of the car a young red setter, kindly lent by
his friend the dentist. The setter, who had formed at sight an
unfavourable opinion of the dog-box, had resolved himself into an
invertebrate mass of jelly and lead, and was with difficulty
straightened out and rammed home into it.
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