In Mr. Knox's CountrySomerville, E. Oe. (Edith Oenone)
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In Mr. Knox's Country
Somerville, E. Oe. (Edith Oenone)
British -- Ireland -- Fiction; Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Judges -- Fiction
It was apparent that the poaching of the motor-bicycle upon the
legitimate preserves of carmen was responsible for this remarkable
sympathy with the law; I, at all events, had it to my credit that I had
not gone poaching on a motor-bicycle.
Just here M'Cabe emerged from the heart-to-heart, and nudged me in the
ribs with a confederate elbow. I did not respond, being in no mood for
confederacy, certainly not with M'Cabe.
"The Sergeant is after telling me this prisoner he has here is
prosecuted at the instance of that Syndicate I was telling you about,"
he whispered hoarsely in my ear, "for hunting Shinroe with greyhounds.
He was cited to appear last week, and he didn't turn up; he'll be
before you to-morrow. I hope the Bench will have a fellow-feeling for
a fellow-creature!"
The whisper ended in the wheezy cough that was Mr. M'Cabe's equivalent
for a laugh. It was very close to my ear, and it had somewhere in it
the metallic click that I had noticed before.
I grunted forbiddingly, and turned my back upon M'Cabe, as far as it is
possible to do so on an outside car, and we hammered on through the
darkness. Once the solitary lamp illumined the prolonged countenance
of a donkey, and once or twice we came upon a party of sheep lying on
the road; they melted into the night at the minatory whistle that is
dedicated to sheep, and on each of these occasions the dentist's dog
was shaken by strong shudders, and made a convulsive attempt to spring
from the car in pursuit. We were making good travelling on a long
down-grade, a smell of sea-weed was in the mist, and a salt taste was
on my lips. It was very cold; I had no overcoat, my boots had plumbed
the depths of many bogholes, and I found myself shivering like the dog.
It was at this point that I felt M'Cabe fumbling at his game-bag, that
lay between us on the seat. By dint of a sympathy that I would have
died rather than betray, I divined that he was going to tap that fount
of contraband fire that he owed to the dentist's dog. It was,
apparently, a matter of some difficulty; I felt him groping and tugging
at the straps.
I said to myself, waveringly: "Old blackguard! I won't touch it if he
offers it to me."
M'Cabe went on fumbling:
"Damn these woolly gloves! I can't do a hand's turn with them."
In the dark I could not see what followed, but I felt him raise his
arm. There was a jerk, followed by a howl.
"Hold on!" roared M'Cabe, with a new and strange utterance, "Thtop the
horth! I've dropped me teeth!"
The driver did his best, but with the push of the hill behind her the
mare took some stopping.
"Oh, murder! oh, murder!" wailed M'Cabe, lisping thickly, "I pulled
them out o' me head with the glove, trying to get it off!" He scrambled
off the car. "Give me the lamp! Me lovely new teeth----"
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