In Mr. Knox's CountrySomerville, E. Oe. (Edith Oenone)
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In Mr. Knox's Country
Somerville, E. Oe. (Edith Oenone)
British -- Ireland -- Fiction; Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Judges -- Fiction
There was a wonderful chandelier in the hotel dining-room. Fine bronze
it was made of, with mermaids, and Tritons, and dolphins flourishing
their tails up towards the dingy ceiling-paper, and beaked galleys, on
whose prows sat six small lamps, with white china receptacles for
paraffin, and smoky brown chimneys. Gone were the brave days when each
prow had borne a galaxy of tall wax candles; the chandelier might
consider itself lucky in that it had even the paraffin lamps to justify
its existence, and that it still hung from a ceiling, instead of
sharing the last resting-place of its twin brother, in the bed of the
tidal river under the hotel windows.
James, the hotel waiter, knew the family history of the chandelier, as
he knew that of most people and things in the county. I commented upon
it to a young gentleman with a pointed beard, who sat next to me at
dinner, and said that it looked to me like Renaissance. The young
gentleman suggested, alternatively, that it looked more like bronze. I
did not dispute the point, but I think he found the subject precarious,
as he turned to the young lady on his left, and I heard him embark upon
a new theme.
[Illustration: James.]
"I was half dead with the toothache all day," he observed.
The young lady replied sympathetically that toothache was a fright.
"Well, indeed, that's true," said James, smoothly entering the
conversation from behind my chair. "I got my own share of it. Sure
there was one time I used to be roaring like a Banshee all night with
it."
"Were you so?" said the gentleman, with a wink at me. "That must have
been a long time ago, James."
"Well, indeed, it is too, Doctor," replied James meditatively, "going
on forty years, I daresay. I went to Dublin, and I went to a great
dentist that was in it that time, and he pulled all the teeth I had,
and he gave me a new set entirely."
"Oh, my!" said the young lady, "that must have been very expensive."
"It was so," said James, not without pride. "Twenty pounds I gave him."
"That was awful," said the young lady, feelingly; "it was well to be
you that had it to spend."
"Well, it wasn't all out so bad," said James; "sure I only wore them a
few times--I wouldn't be bothered with them, and a doctor that was a
friend of mine gave me ten pounds for them."
"I suppose they were a fit for a patient of his?" said the doctor.
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