In Mr. Knox's CountrySomerville, E. Oe. (Edith Oenone)
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In Mr. Knox's Country
Somerville, E. Oe. (Edith Oenone)
British -- Ireland -- Fiction; Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Judges -- Fiction
I looked behind me up the street, and saw a small, decorous party of
men, flanked by a couple of stalwart keepers in uniform. One of the
men, a white-faced being in seedy black, headed them, playing an
imaginary fiddle on his left arm, and smiling secretly to himself.
Whether the lady had invited me to her house as a protector, or as a
refugee, I did not know: she herself had vanished, but through the
still open door I saw, miraculously, a fragment or two of meat, hanging
in the interior. I had apparently chanced upon the home of the Carrow
Cross butcher.
A greasy counter and a chopping-block put the matter beyond doubt; I
beat upon an inner door: a wail of terror responded, and then a muffled
voice:
"Come in under the bed to me, Chrissie, before they'd ketch ye!"
There was nothing for it but to take from a hook a grey and white
fragment that looked like bacon, place half-a-crown on the counter, and
depart swiftly.
"I gave a few of the Asylum patients leave to go to the Sports," said
Dr. Hickey, a little later, when we were seated between the large bare
table and the wall of the little sitting-room, with slices of fried
pork weltering on our plates. "I saw the fellow waltzing down the
street. Ah! he's fairly harmless, and they've a couple o' keepers with
them anyway."
"The only pity was that you left the half-crown," said Mrs. M'Evoy; "a
shilling was too much for it."
Mrs. M'Evoy was considerably flushed, and had an effective black smear
on her forehead, but her voice had recovered its timbre. There was a
tin of biscuits on the table, there was a war-worn brown teapot, and
some bottles of porter; it was now four hours since I had eaten
anything; in spite of the cold and clear resolve of the night before, I
was feeding, grossly yet enjoyably, with Dr. Hickey and his friends.
"This is a Temperance Hotel for the past year," remarked Dr. Hickey,
delicately knocking off the head of a porter bottle with the
sitting-room poker. "That's why it was upstairs I found the porter. I
suppose they took the corkscrew to the Sports with them."
"How did they lose the license at all?" said Mrs. M'Evoy; "I thought
there wasn't a house in Carrow Cross but had one."
"It was taken from them over some little mistake about selling
potheen," replied Dr. Hickey, courteously applying the broken neck of
the bottle to Mrs. M'Evoy's tumbler. "The police came to search the
house, and old Lynch, that was in bed upstairs, heard them, and threw a
two-gallon jar of potheen out of the top back window, to break it. The
unlucky thing was that there was a goose in the yard, and it was on the
goose it fell."
"The creature!" said Miss M'Evoy, "was she killed?"
"Killed to the bone, as they say," replied the Doctor; "but the trouble
was, that on account of falling on the goose the jar wasn't broken, so
the bobbies got the potheen."
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