In Mr. Knox's CountrySomerville, E. Oe. (Edith Oenone)
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In Mr. Knox's Country
Somerville, E. Oe. (Edith Oenone)
British -- Ireland -- Fiction; Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Judges -- Fiction
From an unlighted window over the hall door a voice added itself to the
conversation.
"God help the house that holds them!" it said, addressing the universe.
The window was closed.
"That's old McRory!" said Miss Bennett in a horrified whisper.
Again I thought of Chinatown, sleepless, incalculable, with its
infinite capacity for sheltering the criminal.
"--But, darling," said Philippa, some quarter of an hour later, as we
proceeded down the avenue in the vaulted darkness of the beech-trees
(and I at once realised that she had undertaken the case for the
defence), "you've no reason to suppose that they took the car any
farther than the hall door."
"It is the last time that it will be taken to _that_ hall door," I
replied, going dead slow, with my head over the side of the car,
listening to unfamiliar sounds in its interior--sounds that did not
suggest health. "I should like to know how many of your young friends
went on the trip----"
"My dear boy," said Philippa pityingly, "I ask you if it is likely that
there would have been more than two, when one of them was the lady with
the mandoline! And," she proceeded with cat-like sweetness, "I did not
perceive that you took a party with you when you retired to the hall
with your old friend Miss Bennett, and left me to cope single-handed
with the mob for about an hour!"
"Whether there were two or twenty-two of them in the car," I said,
treating this red herring with suitable contempt, "I've done with your
McRorys."
I was, very appropriately, in the act of passing through the Temple
Braney entrance gates as I made this pronouncement, and it was the
climax of many outrages that the steering-gear, shaken by heaven knows
what impacts and brutalities, should suddenly have played me false.
The car swerved in her course--fortunately a slow one--and laid her
bonnet impulsively against the Temple Braney gate pillar, as against a
loved one's shoulder.
As we regained our composure, two tall forms appeared in the light of
the head lamps, and one of them held up his hand. I recognised a
police patrol.
"That's the car right enough," said one of them. He advanced to my
side. "I want your name, please. I summons you for furious driving on
the high road, without lights, a while ago, and refusing to stop when
called on to do so. Go round and take the number, M'Caffery."
When, a few days later, the story flowed over and ran about the
country, some things that were both new and interesting came to my ears.
Flurry Knox said that Bobby Bennett had sold me her old mare by
moonlight in the Temple Braney yard, and it was a great credit to old
McRory's champagne.
Mrs. Knox, of Aussolas, was told that I had taken Mrs. McRory for a run
in the car at one o'clock in the morning, and on hearing it said "De
gustibus non est disputandum."
Some one, unknown, repeated this to Mrs. McRory, and told her that it
meant "You cannot touch pitch without being disgusted."
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