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The carvings and paintings which do not depict warlike scenes usually
show the monarchs receiving homage from terrified subjects or else
mingling on terms of equality with the principal deities of the period.
Illustration No. 3 is a very good specimen. King Amenophis and his
wife are seen seated on their square-built Roycroft thrones, while two
head priests of Ammon burn incense before them and sing their praises
and tell them that the people are with the administration, no matter
how the Senate may carry on. There was no race prejudice in those
days. The Queen is shown to be a coal-black Nubian. In one hand she
carries what seems to be a fly brush of the very kind that we used all
the time we were up the Nile, and if the article in her other hand is
not a cocktail glass then the artist has wilfully libelled her.
No. 4 is interesting as a fashion plate. Ptolemeus and Cleopatra are
making offers to the hawk-headed god and the goddess Hathor. This
picture will appeal to women inasmuch as it gives us a correct likeness
of Cleopatra, the man trapper. No one can dispute the fact that she is
beautiful, but how about the combination of an Empress gown with a
habit back? Is it not a trifle daring? And the hat. Would you call
it altogether subdued?
Another well-preserved painting to be found in the temple at Edfou
reveals the innate modesty of the Ptolemies. The King (No. 5) is
represented as being crowned by the goddesses of the south and the
north--that is, of Upper and Lower Egypt. These divinities seem to be
overcome with admiration of the athletic monarch. One has her hand
resting on his shoulder, as if she hated to see him go. The other,
having just fitted him with his new gourd-shaped hat, has both hands in
the air, and you can almost hear her say, "Oh, my! It looks just fine!"
Seti I. was another shrinking violet. In one of his private
three-sheet advertisements (No. 6) he has the sublime effrontery to
represent the great goddess Hathor as holding his hand tenderly and
offering him the jewelled collar which she is wearing. Notice the
uplifted hand. He is supposed to be saying, "This is all very sudden,
and besides, would it be proper for me to accept jewelry from one of
your sex?" Of course, there never was any Hathor, and if there had
been she wouldn't have hob-nobbed with a man who had his private
interviews done into oil paintings. But this painting and one thousand
others that we have seen in Egypt help to give us a line on the ancient
Kings. If there was any one of them that failed to get the swelled
head soon after mounting the throne, the hieroglyphs are strangely
silent regarding his case. They were a vain, self-laudatory lot, and
all of them had that craving for the centre of the stage and the hot
glare of the spot-light which is still to be found in isolated cases.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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