Egypt -- Description and travel -- Humor; London (England) -- Description and travel -- Humor; Voyages and travels -- Humor
He bestowed on us a cool smile of triumph, and then removed his hat.
His hair had been given a shellac finish and smelled like the front
doorway of a drug store.
"Signor Mosquito is well named," said Mr. Peasley. "When he got
through with me he stung me for fifteen piastres."
For several hours we refused to speak to him or sit near him on deck,
but finally we needed him to fill out a four-handed game of dominoes
and he was taken back on probation. While we were engaged in a very
stubborn session of "double nines," we noticed that most of our fellow
passengers, and especially those of English persuasion, were making our
little group the target for horrified glances. Some of them actually
glared at us. We began to wonder if dominoes was regarded as an
immoral practice in Egypt.
"These people keep on looking at us as if we were a happy band of
burglars," said Mr. Peasley. "We think we are travelling incog., but
our reputation has preceded us."
Then we heard one old lady ask another if there would be any evening
services in the dining saloon, and Mr. Peasley, who was reaching into
the "bone yard," suddenly paused with his hand up and
exclaimed:--"Sanctified catfish! Boys, it's Sunday!"
[Illustration: "_Boys, it's Sunday!_"]
It was. We had been sitting there among those nice people throughout
the calm Sabbath afternoon playing a wicked game of chance. After two
weeks among the Mohammedans and other heathen, with every day a working
day and the English Sunday a dead letter, we had lost all trace of
dates. Mr. Peasley said that if anyone had asked him the day of the
week he would have guessed Wednesday.
This unfortunate incident helped to deepen and solidify the dark
suspicion with which we, as Americans, were regarded by the contingent
from Great Britain. If our conduct had been exemplary we could not
have cleared away this suspicion, but after the domino debauch we were
set down as hopeless. The middle class English guard their social
status very carefully, and you can't blame them. It is a tender and
uncertain growth that requires looking after all the time. If they
didn't water it and prune it and set it out in the sunshine every day
it would soon wither back to its original stalk.
Did you ever come across a bunch of melancholy pilgrims from the
suburban villas and the dull gray provincial towns of dear old England?
Did you ever observe the frightened manner in which they hold aloof
from Germans, Americans, Bedouins, Turks, and other foreigners? They
fear that if they drift into friendly relationship with people they
meet while travelling, later on some of these chance acquaintances may
look them up at Birmingham or Stoke-on-Trent and expect to be
entertained at the foundry.
A large majority of our fellow passengers from Luxor to Assouan were of
elderly pattern. We estimated the average age to be about
eighty-three. Mr. Peasley said an irreverent thing about these
venerable tourists.
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