Egypt -- Description and travel -- Humor; London (England) -- Description and travel -- Humor; Voyages and travels -- Humor
Why do these Pyramids vary so greatly in size? Each was built by some
royal personage as an enduring monument to his administration and the
last resting place of his remains. The most eminent students of
Egyptology now agree that the size of each of these Pyramids is a fair
measure of the length of each king's reign. The reason that Cheops has
the biggest Pyramid is that he held office longer than the others.
When a king mounted the throne, if he was feeling rugged and was what
an insurance company would call a "preferred risk" he would block out
the foundation of a Pyramid tomb that would require, say, ten years for
the building. If, at the end of ten years, he was still feeling in
good physical condition and confident of lasting a while longer he
would widen the foundations and put on additional layers up to the
summit. Labor was free and materials were cheap, and he kept everybody
working on his tomb as long as he lived. Finally, when the court
physicians began to warn him that his time was limited, he would begin
putting on the outer coating of dressed stone and arrange for the
inscriptions. The ruler who lasted only three or four years was buried
in a squatty little Pyramid, which soon became hidden under the
drifting sands of the desert. Cheops kept piling up the huge blocks
for thirty years, and that is why his Pyramid holds the record. If
Methusaleh had been a Pyramid builder he would have been compelled to
put up a tomb probably a mile and a half high and about eleven miles
around the base. In a revolutionary South American republic the ruler
would probably get no further than laying the corner stone.
We visited the pyramids. Also, we looked at the golf links, staked out
across the barren sands--not to be played on, but merely to be featured
in the hotel advertisement. Think of a golf course which is one huge
hazard! Drive the ball in any direction and you can't play out of the
sand! Forty centuries gazing down on a bow-legged tourist in fuzzy
Scotch stockings!
Most of the pleasure seekers that we encountered in the neighbourhood
of the Pyramids seemed to be quite elderly--some of the more sprightly
as young as sixty, and from that going up to where it would be better
to stop guessing. Mr. Peasley gave an explanation of their presence.
He said that the dry climate of Egypt would preserve antiquities for an
indefinite period.
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