The carriage was sent to meet her at Corchester in the evening. The
calm dignity with which she treated the servants was admirable. Nor was
her dress less admirable, so far as a faithful copy of the _Punch_ lady
was concerned, except in point of colour. Unfortunately she had no guide
to colour, except her own rather whimsical taste; and as several parts
of her attire belonged to her dramatic wardrobe, she looked like a
well-dressed lady seen through a prism.
When she entered the house, confronted the servants, was introduced to
Mr. Cayley, and quietly went up to kiss Annie Brunel, her manner was
excellent. A woman who makes a living by studying the ridiculous, and
imitating it, can lay it aside when she chooses. Nor was her assumption
of womanly dignity and reserve less a matter of ease. Nelly
Featherstone was clever enough to conceal herself from the eyes of a
critical London audience; surely she was able to impose on a lot of
country servants, and a lawyer inexperienced in theatrical affairs.
When she came into the drawing-room before dinner, her make-up was
magnificent. She was a little too gorgeous, certainly; but in these
days considerable latitude is allowed in colour and shape. Miss Brunel
was alone.
"Why, Nelly," she said, "what was the use of your troubling to make
yourself so fine? I must have put you to so much expense."
"Well, you have," said the other. "But it isn’t every day I dine at a
grand house."
"And you mustn’t talk to me as if I were a duchess merely because Mr.
Cayley is present. I have asked him to dine with us. You must speak to
me as you are speaking now."
"Oh, no, my dear, it would never do," said the practical Nelly, with a
wise shake of the head. "If you don’t remember who you are, I must.
You are a fine lady; I am an actress. If you ask me to visit you, it is
because you wish me to amuse you. But when I’m not amusing you, I must
be respectful. Mr. Cayley knows who I am; the servants don’t. I can be
grand to them; but with him——"
"My absurd girl, why won’t you be yourself? You don’t need to care for
Mr. Cayley, or the servants, or any one else. Mr. Cayley knows I was an
actress; if the servants don’t, they will very soon. And you are here
merely as my friend; and I am deeply indebted to you for coming; and if
Mr. Melton will only refrain from changing the pieces for weeks to come,
we shall have a pleasant romp together down here. By the way, did you
hear some absurd noises a few minutes ago?"
"I did."
"That was my first token of popularity. I had the lodge-keeper’s
children up here to tea; and as they all got a lump of cake when they
went away, they collected round the door outside and cheered. I think
they call that intimidation and bribery—buying the popular vote, or
something of the kind."
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