Great Britain -- History -- Civil War, 1642-1649 -- Fiction
“No news, sir,” said Waghorn. “I have watched the Vicarage and have made
close inquiry in the village, but can learn naught.”
“Yet I am certain he can’t be far,” said Norton. “And find him I will.
If only you’d a head on your shoulders you would have trapped him long
ago.”
“I have done my best, sir,” said Waghorn.
“I greatly doubt it,” sneered the Colonel. “But I have every intention
of spurring you on to the work. Find out Captain Harford’s whereabouts,
and you may ask what you will of me. Fail, and some fine night you
mustn’t be surprised to find your house too hot to hold you. These
little accidents will happen in war time.”
And with a mocking laugh he quitted the cottage, leaving Waghorn to
uneasy thoughts.
The threat about the house had touched him to the quick, for if there
was one thing on earth that he prized, it was this old home in which his
father had died.
“I must bestir myself,” he reflected. “That malapert young captain shall
not escape. Maybe Zachary can help me. I will ply him with cider this
evening and worm out his secrets.”
Now, through all those weeks the old sexton had been most discreet, but
unfortunately he was one of those who as success draws nigh grow less
cautious. Having baffled Colonel Norton and Waghorn for nearly six
weeks, it seemed unlikely that failure should now overwhelm him.
He, therefore, accepted the wood carver’s invitation to drink at the
“Bell,” and Waghorn plied him with cider so lavishly that he became most
cheerful and communicative.
“There’s no drink in the world like cider,” he maintained, smiling
benevolently. “You can’t take it too late nor begin it too early. Did I
ever tell you the riddle that the painter gave me--him as did Mistress
Hilary’s portrait? ‘What’s the difference,’ says he, ‘betwixt a tankard
o’ morning cider and a pig’s tail?’ Give it up?”
Waghorn nodded.
“The pig’s tail’s twirly, and the morning cider ain’t too early,” said
the sexton, laughing boisterously.
“Talking of Mistress Hilary,” said Waghorn, “I understand that she’s
betrothed to Captain Harford. When is the marriage to be?”
“Are you looking to be bidden as a wedding guest?” chuckled Zachary. “I
thought you bore neither o’ them any goodwill.”
“Truth to tell I thought the Captain was dead,” observed Waghorn.
Zachary emptied his tankard and laughed foolishly.
“I’ve not had the digging of his grave, and yet he ain’t far from the
grave,” he said, with the air of one who could say more if he would.
“Zachary!” called the landlord. “You’re wanted at the Vicarage, there’s
the housekeeper looking for you.”
“These women! these women! they never can let a man have a minute’s
peace,” growled the sexton. “Well, goodnight to you, Peter, good-night.
We’ve had a rare pleasant chat together.”
Waghorn smiled grimly.
“It has served my turn,” he muttered, and fell into deep thought.
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