Mountain life -- Tennessee -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“How’d I know ez you-uns war a-goin’ ter traipse down them steers an’
’low ter the jedge ez you-uns knowed mo’ law ’n he do? Ye dad-burned aged
idjit, ef ye warn’t older ’n me I’d lay ye out on this floor.”
“I felt jes’ like the tail of a dog in a fight,—could neither holp nor
hender the critter ez toted me ahint him, but war jes’ ez apt ter git
gnawed ez him,” said Jerry Price disconsolately.
“I looked ter see the jedge fetch him a pop ’side the head, myself,” said
the new juryman, evidently unacquainted with judicial methods. He had
regarded his capture to serve on the jury as a woful disaster, and could
hardly bear up under this aggregation of misfortunes. “Ef I hed knowed
what war comin’, I wouldn’t hev followed him down them steers.”
“Six spry young steers ’mongst my cattle,—I’ll never see ’em agin!” cried
old man Beames from out the darkness, reminded anew of his journeying
herds under the insufficient guidance of Bob. “I hev never done no wrong
in my life. I hev tuk heed ter my feet ter walk in the right way. An’
hyar in my old age, through another man’s fault, the door of a jail hev
been shet on me.”
His voice dropped. They were all feeling the poignant humiliation of the
imprisonment. They were honest men, to whom it could scarcely have come
but for this mischance. At every contortion of wounded pride they turned
upon the unlucky foreman.
“I ’lowed I’d drap in my tracks,” cried Ben Doaks, “whenst he jes’ tuk
the Code o’ Tennessee by the hawns an’ tail, an’ dragged it up afore the
jedge.”
And Jerry Price was fain to sneer, too.
“Did the Code hev nuthin’ in it ’bout cuttin’ out the tongue of a foreman
of a jury?” he demanded.
But the Code was an unabated fact still, and the nephew of the ex-justice
alone could say what was in it. “Naw, sir!” he retorted, emboldened by
the allusion to his superior knowledge, “nor about jailin’ a jury,
nuther. I don’t b’lieve the jedge hed the right ter jail the jury.”
“Waal,” drawled Jerry, satirically, “we-uns hed better make up our minds
powerful quick how we air a-goin’ ter pay him back fur it.”
The foreman was saved the mortification of acknowledging the hopelessness
of reprisal. A voice without sounded suddenly.
“I wanter see how many thar air,” said the jailer.
“On a jury? Shucks! ye’re funnin’. Twelve,” in the familiar tones of the
sheriff.
“I jes’ wanter look at ’em agin.”
“Ye sha’n’t,” retorted the sheriff.
He did not reckon on the fact that although he, as sheriff, had the
legal authority and control of the jail, the jailer was possessed of the
material keys, and locked and unlocked the doors at will. He opened this
one now, gingerly, and the men within felt the grin they could not see.
“Brung ’em hyar ’kase they couldn’t count,” he said, jocosely. “They air
the fust boarders we hev hed fur sech ez that.”
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