But who should pass through the hall at that moment, making for the
small room where I settle my household affairs, his arms full of the
monthly books, but Antoine. It is the first of October. Pay day. I had
forgotten. And for this one morning, at least, I knew that I was saved.
'Look,' I said to Mrs. Barnes, nodding in the direction of Antoine and
his burden.
I felt certain she would have all the appreciation of the solemnity, the
undeferability, of settling up that is characteristic of the virtuous
poor; she would understand that even the wishes of deans must come
second to this holy household rite.
'Oh, how unfortunate!' she exclaimed. 'Just this day of all days--your
uncle's first day.'
But there was nothing to be done. She saw that. And besides, never was a
woman so obstinately determined as I was to do my duty.
'Dear Uncle Rudolph,' I said very amiably--I did suddenly feel very
amiable--'I'm so sorry. This is the one day in the month when I am
tethered. _Any_ other day--'
And I withdrew with every appearance of reluctant but indomitable virtue
into my little room and stayed there shut in safe till I heard them go
out.
From the window I could see them presently starting off up the mountain,
actively led by my uncle who hadn't succeeded in taking only one, Mrs.
Barnes following with the devoutness--she who in our walks goes always
first and chooses the way--of an obedient hen, and some way behind, as
though she disliked having to shed her cobwebs as much as I do,
straggled Dolly. Then, when they had dwindled into just black specks
away up the slope, I turned with lively pleasure to paying the books.
Those blessed books! If only I could have gone on paying them over and
over again, paying them all day! But when I had done them, and conversed
about the hens and bees and cow with Antoine, and it was getting near
lunch-time, and at any moment through the window I might see the three
specks that had dwindled appearing as three specks that were swelling, I
thought I noticed I had a headache.
Addings-up often give me a headache, especially when they won't, which
they curiously often won't, add up the same twice running, so that it
was quite likely that I _had_ got a headache. I sat waiting to be quite
sure, and presently, just as the three tiny specks appeared on the sky
line, I was quite sure; and I came up here and put myself to bed. For, I
argued, it isn't grape-stones this time, it's sums, and Mrs. Barnes
can't dose me for what is only arithmetic; also, even if Uncle Rudolph
insists on coming to my bedside he can't be so inhumane as to torment
somebody who isn't very well.
So here I have been ever since snugly in bed, and I must say my guests
have been most considerate. They have left me almost altogether alone.
Mrs. Barnes did look in once, and when I said, closing my eyes, 'It's
those tradesmens' books--' she understood immediately, and simply nodded
her head and disappeared.
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