'Karl--that was my second husband--was Siegfried's--that was my first
husband's--uncle. He was Siegfried's mother's brother--my first
mother-in-law's brother. My second mother-in-law was my first husband's
grandmother. In Germany you can. In Germany you do. But it's forbidden
in the English Prayer Book. It's put in the Table of Kindred and
Affinity that you mustn't. It's number nine of the right-hand
column--Husband's Mother's Brother. And Kitty well, you can guess what
Kitty has felt about it. If it had been my own uncle, my own mother's
brother, she couldn't have been more horrified and heartbroken. I didn't
realise. I didn't think of the effect it might have on them at home. I
just did it. They didn't know till I had done it. I always think it
saves bother to marry first and tell afterwards. I had been so many
years in Germany. It seemed quite natural. I simply stayed on in the
family. It was really habit.'
She threw some currants into the basket, then faced me. 'There,' she
said, looking me straight in the eyes, 'I've told you, and if you think
me impossible I'll go.'
'But--' I began.
Her face was definitely flushed now, and her eyes very bright.
'Oh, I'd be sorry, sorry,' she said impetuously, 'if this ended _us_!'
'Us?'
'You and me. But I couldn't stay here and not tell you, could I. Just
because you may hate it so I had to tell you. You've got a dean in your
family. The Prayer Book is in your blood. And if you do hate it I shall
understand perfectly, and I'll go away and take Kitty and you need never
see or hear of me again, so you musn't mind saying--'
'Oh do wait a minute!' I cried. 'I don't hate it. I don't mind. I'd only
hate it and mind if it was I who had to marry a German uncle. I can't
imagine why anybody should ever want to marry uncles anyhow, but if they
do, and they're not blood-uncles, and it's the custom of the country,
why not? You'll stay here, Dolly. I won't let you go. I don't care if
you've married fifty German uncles. I've loved you from the moment I
saw you on the top of the wall in your funny petticoat. Why, you don't
suppose,' I finished, suddenly magnificently British, 'that I'm going to
let any mere _German_ come between you and me?'
Whereupon we kissed each other,--not once, but several times; fell,
indeed, upon each other's necks. And Antoine, coming to fetch the red
currants for Lisette who had been making signs to him from the steps for
some time past, stood waiting quietly till we should have done.
When he thought we had done he stepped forward and said, '_Pardon,
mesdames_'--and stooping down deftly extracted the basket from between
us.
As he did so his eye rested an instant on the stripped and broken
branches of the currant bush.
He wasn't surprised.
_September 7th._
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