Towards tea-time I became aware that Mrs. Barnes was watching me with a
worried face, the well-known worried, anxious face, and I guessed she
was wondering if Dolly had been indiscreet on our picnic and told me
things that had shocked me into silence. So I cast about in my mind for
something to reassure her, and, as I thought fortunately, very soon
remembered the grapes.
'I'm afraid I ate too many grapes yesterday,' I said, when next I caught
her worried, questioning eye.
Her face cleared. I congratulated myself. But I didn't congratulate
myself long; for Mrs. Barnes, all motherly solicitude, inquired if by
any chance I had swallowed some of the stones; and desiring to reassure
her to the utmost as to the reason of my thoughtfulness, I said that
very likely I had; from the feel of things; from the kind of
heaviness.... And she, before I could stop her, had darted into the
kitchen--these lean women are terribly nimble--and before I could turn
round or decide what to do next, for by this time I was suspicious, she
was back again with Mrs. Antoine and all the dreadful paraphernalia of
castor oil. And I had to drink it. And it seemed hard that because I had
been so benevolently desirous to reassure Mrs. Barnes I should have to
drink castor oil and be grateful to her as well.
'This is petty,' I thought, sombrely eyeing the bottle,--I alluded in my
mind to Fate.
But as I had to drink the stuff I might as well do it gallantly. And so
I did; tossing it off with an air, after raising the glass and wishing
the onlookers health and happiness in what I tried to make a pleasant
speech.
Mrs. Barnes, Mrs. Antoine and Dolly stood watching me spellbound. A
shudder rippled over them as the last drops slid down.
Then I came up here.
_September 22nd._
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