Whatever were the different schemes which Mickey was turning over in his
mind, none of them was ripe enough to experiment with. As the Irishman
thought of this and that, he decided to make no special effort until the
morrow. He and Fred could remain where they were without inconvenience
for a day or two longer, but it was necessary, too, that they should
have their full strength of body and mind when the time should come to
work.
“Sometimes when I git into a sore puzzle,” said Mickey, “and so many
beautiful and irritating plans come up before me that I cannot find
it in my heart which way to decide, I goes to slape and drames me way
through it, right straight into the right way.”
“Did you ever find your path out of trouble?” inquired Fred.
“Very frequently--that is, not to say so frequently--but on one or
two important occasions. I mind the time when I was coorting Bridget
O'Flaherty and Mollie McFizzle, in the ould counthry. Both of 'em was
fine gals, and the trouble was for me to decide which was the best as a
helpmate to meself.
“Bridget had red hair and beautiful freckles and a turn-up nose, and she
was so fond of going round without shoes that her feet spread out like
boards; Molly was just as handsome, but her beauty was of another style.
She had very little hair upon her pad, and a little love-pat she had
wid an old beau of hers caused a broken nose, which made her countenance
quite picturesque. She was also cross-eyed, and when she cocked one eye
down at me, while she kept a watch on the door wid the other, there was
a loveliness about her which is not often saan in the famale form.”
“And you could n't decide which of these would make you the best wife?”
“Nary a once. The attraction of both was nearly equal.”
“But how about their housekeeping? I've often heard father tell what a
splendid housekeeper mother was, and how he would rather have his wife a
good housekeeper than beautiful.”
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