In the Wrong Paradise, and Other StoriesLang, Andrew
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In the Wrong Paradise, and Other Stories
Lang, Andrew
Paranormal fiction; Science fiction, English; Short stories; Slavery -- Fiction
How are the imprecations to be explained? The explanation is not
difficult, nothing _is_ difficult--to a comparative mythologist.
Gladstone is the sun, the enemy of Darkness. But Darkness has her
worshippers as well as Light. Set, no less than Osiris, was adored in
the hymns of Egypt, perhaps by kings of an invading Semitic tribe. Now
there can be no doubt that the enemies of Gladstone, the Rishis, or hymn-
writers who execrated him, were regarded by his worshippers as a darkened
class, foes of enlightenment. They are spoken of as "the stupid party,"
as "obscurantist," and so forth, with the usual amenity of theological
controversy. It would be painful, and is unnecessary, to quote from the
curses, whether matins or vespers, of the children of night. Their
language is terribly severe, and, doubtless, was regarded as blasphemy by
the sun-worshippers. Gladstone is said to have "no conscience," "no
sense of honour," to be so fugitive and evasive in character, that one
might almost think the moon, rather than the sun, was the topic under
discussion. But, as Roth points out, this is easily explained when we
remember the vicissitudes of English weather, and the infrequent
appearances of the sun in that climate. By the curses, uttered as they
were in the morning, when night has yielded to the star of day, and at
evening, when day is, in turn, vanquished by night, our theory of the sun
Gladstone is confirmed beyond reach of cavil; indeed, the solar theory is
no longer a theory, but a generally recognized fact.
Evidence, which is bound to be confirmatory, reaches us from an altar and
from works of art. The one altar of Gladstone is by some explained as
the pedestal of his statue, while the anthropological sciolists regard it
simply as a milestone! In speaking to archaeologists it is hardly
necessary even to touch on this preposterous fallacy, sufficiently
confuted by the monument itself.
On the road into western England, between the old sites of Bristol and
London, excavations recently laid bare the very interesting monument
figured here.
[Sketch of monument: image1.jpg]
Though some letters or hieroglyphs are defaced, there can be no doubt
that the inscription is correctly read G. O. M. The explanation which I
have proposed (Zeitschrift fur Ang. Ant) is universally accepted by
scholars. I read Gladstonio Optimo Maximo, "To Gladstone, Best and
Greatest," a form of adoration, or adulation, which survived in England
(like municipal institutions, the game laws, and trial by jury) from the
date of the Roman occupation. It is a plausible conjecture that
Gladstone stepped into the shoes of Jupiter Optimus Maximus. Hence we
may regard him (like Osiris) as the sum of the monotheistic conception in
England.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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