In the Wrong Paradise, and Other StoriesLang, Andrew
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In the Wrong Paradise, and Other Stories
Lang, Andrew
Paranormal fiction; Science fiction, English; Short stories; Slavery -- Fiction
The grief of Why-Why was profound. Reckless of consequences, he
declared, with impious publicity, that the law which forbade a wife to
see her own husband, and the medical science which frightened poor women
to death were cruel and ridiculous. As Why-Why (though a promising
child) was still under age, little notice was taken of remarks which were
attributed to the petulance of youth. But when he went further, and
transgressed the law which then forbade a brother to speak to his own
sister, on pain of death, the general indignation was no longer
repressed. In vain did Why-Why plead that if he neglected his sister no
one else would comfort her. His life was spared, but the unfortunate
little girl's bones were dug up by a German savant last year, in a
condition which makes it only too certain that cannibalism was practised
by the early natives of the Mediterranean coast. These incidents then,
namely, the neglect of his unknown father, the death of his mother, and
the execution of his sister, confirmed Why-Why in the belief that radical
social reforms were desirable.
The coming of age of Why-Why was celebrated in the manner usual among
primitive people. The ceremonies were not of a character to increase his
pleasure in life, nor his respect for constituted authority. When he was
fourteen years of age, he was pinned, during his sleep, by four adult
braves, who knocked out his front teeth, shaved his head with sharp chips
of quartzite, cut off the first joint of his little finger, and daubed
his whole body over with clay. They then turned him loose, imposing on
him his name of Why-Why; and when his shaven hair began to show through
the clay daubing, the women of the tribe washed him, and painted him
black and white. The indignation of Why-Why may readily be conceived.
Why, he kept asking, should you shave a fellow's head, knock out his
teeth, cut off his little finger, daub him with clay, and paint him like
a pelican, because he is fourteen years old? To these radical questions,
the braves (who had all lost their own front teeth) replied, that this
was the custom of their fathers. They tried to console him, moreover, by
pointing out that now he might eat oysters, and catch himself a bride
from some hostile tribe, or give his sister in exchange for a wife. This
was little comfort to Why-Why. He had eaten oysters already without
supernatural punishment, and his sister, as we have seen, had suffered
the extreme penalty of the law. Nor could our hero persuade himself that
to club and carry off a hostile girl in the dark was the best way to win
a loving wife. He remained single, and became a great eater of oysters.
THE MANHOOD OF WHY-WHY.
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