Incidents of the War: Humorous, Pathetic, and DescriptiveBurnett, Alfred
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Incidents of the War: Humorous, Pathetic, and Descriptive
Burnett, Alfred
United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Anecdotes
The Miss Fanny Battles who is now so sweetly sojourning in the
Seminary at Columbus, Ohio, under the guardianship of "Uncle Samuel,"
was a resident of this county. Our troops were encamped upon the
Battles farm for a month. Miss Battles was very industrious in
circulating about the country. When she was taken, she had her
_drawers_ stuffed with letters, and was trying to steal through our
picket-lines. The _Secretary_ of State, or those connected with the
_bureaus_, will, we hope, see that there are no more such _drawers_
allowed within the lines.
THE DIFFERENCE.
At the house of a Mr. Bolerjack are the wounded men belonging to the
1st Tennessee Cavalry. I called there yesterday, and, in conversation
with Mr. B., he expressed surprise at what he termed the difference
between our wounded and the rebel wounded. He said that he had a house
full of Secesh at one time, but that they kept moaning and groaning
all night and day, and kept his family busy, while our men have never
muttered, but, on the contrary, are always cheerful, and only anxious
to get back in their saddles.
CHAPTER XXII.
Reward for a Master -- Turning the Tables -- Dan Boss and
his Adventure -- Major Pic Russell -- A Visit to the
Outposts with General Jeff C. Davis -- Rebel Witticisms --
Hight Igo, ye Eccentric Quarter-master -- Fling Out to the
Breeze, Boys.
REWARD FOR A MASTER--TURNING THE TABLES.
The darkeys of Secession masters fairly flocked into camp on many
occasions. When near Lebanon, Ky., a bright darkey, very witty, kept
the camp alive with his humor. During the day some Kentuckians had
posted up in camp an advertisement: "One Hundred Dollars Reward. Ran
away from the subscriber, my man Bob," etc. Jim Duncan, the darkey I
have referred to, soon after issued the following, and posted it
beside the other:
Fifty Cents Reward.--Ran away from dis chile, an' leff him
all alone to take care of his-seff, after I done worked
twenty-six years for him faithfully, my massa, "BILL
DUNCAN." Massa Bill is supposed to have gone off wid de
Secesh _for to hunt for his rights_; and I 'spect he done
got lost. Any pusson 'turnin' him to dis chile, so dat he
can take keer ob me, (as he allers said niggers couldn't
take keer demselves,) will be much oblige to dis chile.
N. B.--Pussons huntin' for him will please look in all de
"lass ditches," as I offen heern him tellin' about dyin'
dar.
'Specfull' submitted,
Jim.
The poster created a great deal of merriment in camp, while the
residents thought Jim a very sassy nigger.
DAN BOSS AND HIS ADVENTURE.
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